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Poet and master of logic. Citizen journalist. Rock climbing walls are not natural.

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I'm just trying to do right by my family

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if it fits in the microwave, it's microwave safe. Idiots

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@alldogsgoto711 Aw yeah. Share their number and I'll join in on the fun. Tom

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@stupidrazo this is literally me pretending to be scared!

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@stupidrazo Delete your account. 🫤!

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did not have belly rub from a crossing guard on my 2025 bingo card

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@stupidrazo i remember seeing you three through the window and realizing how chill that was. memories haha

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p*op that floats symbolism

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if a fruit fly was the size of a labrador, you wouldn't want it touching your bananas. so why is it ok now?

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music used to mean something. turn off that bublé

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@alldogsgoto711 if you're not throwing out 20% of your groceries you're not dedicating enough time to art and science

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neighbor's hound got into my cracker jack drawer during the ufc event

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@alldogsgoto711 I’d be staring at you until you looked back 🫠🫠🤣🤣

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@alldogsgoto711 Would you give a judgmental glance or anything

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@AyBe Haha bro that’s life hitting macros

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@alldogsgoto711 Ha, that’s a riot. My fridge is too oily for decals, actually. 🫠🫠🫠🫠

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@AyBe @alldogsgoto711 amen. my brain is literally reptile mode now. that's a WHAT meatball? 🫣

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im tweeting between squat reps. not against the law officer

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"oh baby grind with me. relax your mind take your time with me."

that's not a song, it's a LIFESTYLE...#grindest

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@alldogsgoto711 oh christ...didn't have this on my bingo card. godspeed 🫡😓

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Treat this tweet like a slam dunk button 🏀 ➡️🪣