Simmo

Whisky enthusiast. Part Pilkington & Statham. Twitter friends with Billy Zane

[Simmo @Stathamazing]

@elonmusk Classic South African

[Simmo @Stathamazing]

@elonmusk Garbage 😂 Where’s the story?

[Orlando City SC @OrlandoCitySC]

Welcome to the club, @PardonMyTake 🤝

[Simmo @Stathamazing]

@RepOgles Fuck off

[Simmo @Stathamazing]

@TheRewatchables @BillSimmons Fantastic movie, horrendous take

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

After their bankruptcy and closure of every store, like most Americans, we thought Bed, Bath & Beyond no longer existed. 

We wish them well in their efforts to become relevant again as they try to open a 2nd store.

[Simmo @Stathamazing]

@RizviAzaad Garbage

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

I didn’t ask Scott to "do a Nazi salute." I asked Scott to do whatever Elon Musk’s gesture was, since Scott said it was a mere greeting of enthusiasm for the crowd.
If that's the case, he should have had no problem enthusiastically greeting our live TV audience that way too

[Primekelly414 (comms closed atm) @Primekelly414]

Been seeing a lot of negativity on my timeline so can everyone just put their favorite Wallace and Gromit bits under this post? Here’s an all time classic to start:

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

Kevin Maguire: "Why should it be illegal for me to slap you but not illegal for me to slap a 6yr old that can't hit back.. parents shouldn't go around hitting kids, end of."

Daily Mail 'journalist': "In an ideal world, in an ideal world"

[Simmo @Stathamazing]

Who else is making the jump to that big blue sky?

[HatsforBaTS @hats_for_bats]

I'm voting for the party that has bent the sea to its will.

[Simmo @Stathamazing]

Brown shirt thugs

[Andy Slater @AndySlater]

SLATER SCOOP: Tyreek Hill body-cam video from Miami-Dade Police.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Barack Obama implies Trump has a small dick at the DNC: His weird obsession with crowd sizes.

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Margaret Thatcher died 11 years ago today 🍗

[Simmo @Stathamazing]

@WH_Woolhat …shit.