Christopher Jones

Husband, dad, friend, soldier, musician, actor

[Christopher Jones @StaticJones]

@1776Logic @Timcast Are you so fucking stupid you don't know the difference between "seen" and "sent"

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@xXAutumnIvyXx I have never met a single person with large breasts, natural or otherwise, that didn't speak of some physical discomfort as a result. You explained why you removed them. It's not like you are a different person. These guys are pathetic.

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@magicLgge Melania Trump was a mail-order fucktoy for Jeffrey Epstein until she got too old for him, so he sold her to Trump.

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@NLT15 I don't know if this is doable with current funding/resources, but something fully animated and voiced

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@TwinkleSkeleton @xXAutumnIvyXx They're not MISSING.

They were fired. They have gone on to pursue other opportunities elsewhere.

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@MJMcKean Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

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@LauraLoomer @StephenM Shut up, you ugly cunt.

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@brashua431973 @KatieMiller @TheDemocrats Shut up, you ugly fuck.

[Christopher Jones @StaticJones]

@MG555MG555 @KatieMiller @sicily_angel @TheDemocrats Shut up, you ugly fuck.

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@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats Shut up, you ugly cunt.

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@kitthebeefcake I have seen more than one independent adult content creator say the same thing. Do you only film with long-time friends, romantic partners, or do you have a vetting/selection process for potential partners?

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@LockJp22 @Polymarket It vexes me how very stupid the people replying to this comment are. They genuinely believe you were speaking in earnest.

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@daBBWbaddie "We should collab!" - Some dude who doesn't even have his own place and has never posted so much as a restaurant review video thinking he can fuck you for free.

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@keonitus @AngryVoter2024 Dude. We know. The JOKE is pretending to take it literally.

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@sheetz @yunghyla @sheetz what's it gonna take to convince you guys to do lettuce wraps?

[Christopher Jones @StaticJones]

@sheetz @yunghyla 2-pack grilled chicken shnack wrapz with bacon, shredded cheese, lettuce, pico and golden BBQ sauce with a bag of mozz stix and two liquid death sparkling

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@Dostilline I'm not even a woman and I know the answer to that question. Are you fucking stupid? Are you so unfamiliar with how your own body works?

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I'm never going to judge another person for what they find PHYSICALLY attractive... "Eye of the beholder" and all that jazz.

But I'm curious. Women who find Clavicular and guys like him PHYSICALLY attractive.

Why? Which features/traits are appealing?

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@minimortem Icon

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@W05692165 @msheehan0139 @islamoon98 There was an after party after the XMA Awards hosted by "Pillow Talk with Ryan", only they invited A BUNCH of "influencers" who build their entire platforms on misogyny, trash talking women in the adult industry, etc. Clavicular assaulted someone. someone pulled a gun.