David Abbott

Country lawyer and failed politician with a penchant for statistics.

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@NateSilver538 Steven’s has exhausted most of her areas of strength. El Dayed wins by 8.

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@MrAustinPredict Did the wayne county dump scare you? your prediction is probably right but not 99.9% certain yet

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@mattyglesias You underestimate how much attention a socialist mayor of a hibachi would get. But it would be a tiny fraction of what Mamdani is getting.

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@mattyglesias @neeratanden Trump has unwittingly broken the zionist lobby. The worse the better.

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@Simi_2210_ 18

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@fmeetsdata But if Bosnia and Qatar draws, neither would advance with two points and a shitty goal differential. What happens then.

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@mattyglesias She hasn’t purged the refractory justices and this may keep congress in republican hands. We need boldness.

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@mattyglesias The more provocative question is the extent to which many, possibly most, American Jews actually do suffer from divided loyalties.

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@mattyglesias Grok is the industry leader in erotic chat and little else.

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Israel hates peace so much it escalated in Lebanon within hours of the ceasefire.

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@right_wing_love @mattyglesias Strangely the Irishmen who built it were the equivalent of today’s unskilled immigrants

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That half time show will boost Trump’s approval, ceteris paribus.

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@mattyglesias The French figured this out long ago. C’est football et football Americain.

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You don’t need much calculus, you just need to mske the fucking partition smaller.
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I call upon the states to deploy the whole head guillotine. https://t.co/ivi1I3l9LQ

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@mpopv @mattyglesias clever

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@mattyglesias Who needs an income tax when we can tax French films and eat freedom
fries!