I'm fucking divorced, from the most beautiful woman in your planet. It's my wife. My ex-wife. I love her unbelievably! But we lost the passion. For many reasons, we lost the passion. I love her? YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. She loves me? YEAH. But we lost the passion.
@FoxNews Groceries are becoming unaffordable and your tax dollars are being used to bomb children on the other side of the world, but sure let's focus on trans people in sports as if that is the existential threat to our society. Embarrassing.
Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!