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[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“Pressure is a privilege. It means things are expected of you.”

[ً @artfuIchaos]

distance yourself from energy that finds appetite in your presence out of convenience. energy that likes to pick and choose which parts of you make sense to celebrate. energy that compartmentalises your spirit and puts your worthiness on auction. be valued unconditionally.

[StatsBridge Analytics @StatsBridge]

@iu_edu_en @serleesou

[stoiclogs @stoiclogs]

“𝘈 𝘮𝘢𝘯’𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵.”

~ 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘴 𝘈𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘶𝘴

[Incentivising @incentivising]

Game theory explains why improving yourself rarely fixes your outcomes. People keep treating their own skills and discipline as a dominant variable because it's the one they can consciously control. They end up running never-ending optimizations but leave the whole structure around them untouched. Suddenly, they are the shiniest object in the room, but it gets them nowhere. That's because a diamond in the mud is still part of the mud. Cleaning it and putting it back to where you found it changes absolutely nothing. Hence, you must change the structure. Swipe the whole room clean; toss out the junk. Ask yourself which environment converts what you already have into a return and what it would cost to move there. Don't spend a decade improving yourself while covered in filth. The structure around you either works for you or against you. There is no middle ground.

[Aqsa Abbasy @AqsaAbbasy]

Someone once told me to read Surah Baqarah for 40 days without missing a day. Either your duas will be answered, or Allah will reveal the truth so clearly that you’ll no longer want it. I did that, but I wasn’t prepared for the truths Allah revealed. They still leave me in shock

[ً @artfuIchaos]

if you’re gonna talk bad about me or hate on me, atleast have a better life than me.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

every version of yourself was doing it’s best with what they knew, have grace on yourself.

[Lepokisi @Bhokisi_]

You wear someone else’s hair for a full month

[Waziri 🕊️ @Ahmadwazirikk]

@ProfIsaPantami @Abunaah You're looking for justice, you're not supposed to be in the APC

[Bakatsine @DanKatsina50]

@ProfIsaPantami @Abunaah Prof. you can’t keep talking about justice while you're still campaigning in the party that keeps promoting injustice. At the end of the day, you’re only deceiving yourself

[Inside the Haramain @insharifain]

Dhul Hijjah 1447/2026 Crescent search this evening!

The dates will determine the days of #Hajj and #EidAlAdha

Announcement at round 6:35 PM

[Omoyele Sowore @sowore]

This was @AdekunleGold in 2012 openly criticizing then President @GoodluckJonathan. Back then, it was rightly called free speech, and if he had been arrested for those tweets, we would have been on the streets demanding his immediate release.

How then does someone who benefited from freedom of expression turn around years later to use the police, courts, and the brutal cybercrime framework against ordinary Nigerians over online banter and social media exchanges?

You cannot enjoy free speech when you are powerless and criminalize it the moment you become influential. Freedom of expression must apply to everyone, celebrities, politicians, activists, and poor young Nigerians on social media alike.

The Nigeria Police Force @PoliceNG must stop acting as a private army for the rich and famous, while the judiciary must stop handing down outrageous punishments over internet speech that should never be criminal matters in the first place.

[StatsBridge Analytics @StatsBridge]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[President Hadi @musteehadee]

This explains everything, he wasn’t aware of everything happening in the coalition as it was done in english, David mark team should have employed Dino as an interpreter during the process, but here we are!

[President Hadi @musteehadee]

Dama mun sani, they can’t fight fair. The masses are waiting for you at the polls.

[President Hadi @musteehadee]

Why are you not funding our budgets then? And still borrowing?

[President Hadi @musteehadee]

So nobody from South should host a Summit to eject Asiwaju because he is from the South, interesting angle.

[Mastermind @serleesou]

Deen
Character
Family background
Intellectual capacity
Communication skills
Beauty

In that order. 😎

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Bro to bro:

- Never let the pressure from fans make you sign the wrong player.
- When signing a player, ensure they pass medical tests, some are injury prone.
- Never go for a Real Madrid player with an Ipswich Town budget.
- Never sign a player who has played for Saudi clubs.
- If you get a good player while you are in the lower league, don't release them when you become a top club.
- Some players were not brought up well at the
academy. Therefore, no matter how hard you coach them, they may never become top players.
- If a player starts behaving like Trent Alexander Anold, just know Real Madrid made an offer long time ago.
- Always sign players who are in their prime. You are not an MLS club.
- Lastly, no player is bigger than the club, no matter how talented they are. Wishing you a happy and successful scouting.👍🏾