Rich

maximizing shareholder value

[Rich @StatsChicago]

Lmaooo the number of people that wasted PTO coming here

[MLB @MLB]

Matt Chapman DESTROYS his second homer 😳

He's driven in 8 of the @SFGiants 16 runs!

[Rich @StatsChicago]

@ChiSoxFanMike Fedde teaching Davis Martin how to pitch the Twins

[Rich @StatsChicago]

For my Chicago sports people on here, Chicago native Evan King is playing for the Mixed Doubles Final at Roland Garros on Thursday! 🎾

[Jacob Pacheco @JacobPacheco6]

INTO THE MIXED DOUBLES FINALS AT #ROLANDGARROS!

🇨🇦Gaby Dabrowski & 🇺🇸Evan King were down 5-1(‼️) in the match tiebreak & win NINE STRAIGHT POINTS to defeat 🇺🇸Asia Muhammad & 🇭🇷Nikola Mektic 7-5, (6)6-7, 10-5!

The Italian duo of 🇮🇹(1)Errani & 🇮🇹Vavassori awaits! #CdnTennis

[Rich @StatsChicago]

@JeffBartlett85 Absolutely love Scott Podsednik getting the Gen Z YouTuber haircut

[Rich @StatsChicago]

Congratulations to everyone on earth who is sick at the airport!

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

you can take a rotisserie chicken to the rate for lunch. you can be as free as you want

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[Rich @StatsChicago]

Cubs fans are going to make chasing a singular fan with pitchforks their “thing” huh?

[Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune]

Letter to the Editor: The White Sox owe Pete Crow-Armstrong an apology. The fan should get as much embarrassing attention as he has. https://t.co/IqKZtZE4oG

[Rich @StatsChicago]

@AirFranceUS this is a fucking embarrassing amount of room in your seats, with the person in front reclined I have to wrap my knees around their seat and I’m only 6’1 what the absolute fuck are you doing to your customers?

[Rich @StatsChicago]

Paul McCartney should never have to be within 3 miles of Bert Kreischer at any point

[Variety @Variety]

EXCLUSIVE: #PaulMcCartney declined the hot seat at this year’s live roast on Netflix before the streamer turned to Kevin Hart:

“We did ask Paul McCartney at one point,” comedian Jeff Ross, the “Roastmaster General” and executive producer of the franchise, confirmed to Variety. “To me, that would be a fantasy roast. Paul McCartney doesn’t need anything, but a Paul McCartney roast would be good for the world. It would be so funny to me because he is so loved.”

https://t.co/XAMmGDp0L1

[Rich @StatsChicago]

@nazzobetweeting But don’t worry because you got 62 cents off 😎

[Rich @StatsChicago]

When are we going to require special licenses for Teslas because no one who owns one seems to know how to drive it

[Rich @StatsChicago]

@unusual_whales I wouldn’t care if Ken Griffin said this from a hospital bed with missing limbs

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

Bananas Foster Wallace

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

for sale, baby shoes - worn once

[way more tragic, due to baby fast fashion]

[Rich @StatsChicago]

White Sox reunion at the Big A today

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Wake me up when it affects the world’s average condom maker

[Rich @StatsChicago]

@retrocvnty Can you label them? Idk which one is which. Ty!

[Rich @StatsChicago]

Naming my daughter Munetaka Murakami

[Rich @StatsChicago]

@SultanOfClout Sucks that all these Major League Baseball teams have bad pitchers then, guess they shouldn’t have done that