Rich

maximizing shareholder value

[Rich @StatsChicago]

I felt a chill in the air which can only mean that Connor O’Malley must be filming a new video

[Rich @StatsChicago]

@KatieJRogers marg tower > sears tower

[Rich @StatsChicago]

@ChiSoxFanMike Now THATS a November baseball thought, that’s the good shit

[Rich @StatsChicago]

If you want to make Twitter a better experience go in the comments and block all the blue checks

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

wow SNL went innnnn on Elon Musk during tonight's Weekend Update. Jeremy Culhane's impression of him is so good

"Grok, do, like, an epic vulgar roast of me, Elon Musk"

"Elon Musk, you're the worst thing South Africa has ever done. When you're on TV, it feels like an episode of Hate on the Spectrum. Maybe if you have 100 more kids, one of them will talk to you."

[Rich @StatsChicago]

It’s time for a James Bond from Delaware county Pennsylvania

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of James Bond.

(Source: https://t.co/84Plg5ZKmc)

[Rich @StatsChicago]

@Brittymigs I will be stealing “we’re going to dip your ass in ranch”

[Rich @StatsChicago]

woke 3 we’re putting Trixie Mattel on Mount Rushmore

[Rich @StatsChicago]

@MissinRoyko Cope

[Rich @StatsChicago]

@SoxNerd Same energy

[Rich @StatsChicago]

We’re sending barron trump to swarthmore

[Rich @StatsChicago]

@GianmarcoSoresi Let’s GO

[Rich @StatsChicago]

Make Nicki Minaj do an NPR pledge drive

[Rich @StatsChicago]

Coastal elites 🙏

[sav 🐸 @TsunamiSavvv]

god it’s so beautiful

[Django Gold @django]

turning in early, I gotta beat your daughter’s ass in high school volleyball tomorrow

[Rich @StatsChicago]

.@elonmusk damn bitch you spent money on this?

[Rich @StatsChicago]

We’re locking Nancy Mace the bathroom

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

We shipping those Cornell boys to Ukraine

[Your bitch ex wife @mmorgankayy]

You can show up to work drunk tomorrow if you're in Texas. They just said it on the news

[Rich @StatsChicago]

LFG GO MAINE

[Rich @StatsChicago]

We’re putting kente cloth on Mitch McConnell