CrapStats

I never use fake stats. They are crap because, while true, they don't mean anything. If I ever trend towards a stat which actually means something, notify.

[CrapStats @StatsCrap]

#BrettFavre last pass as a #packer was an interception. #aaronRodgers last pass as a #packer was an interception. It stands to reason that #jordanLove last pass as a #packer, sometime in 2039 -2040 will be an interception. #allYouNeedIsLove #LoveWillFindAWay #gloryOfLove

[CrapStats @StatsCrap]

@JoelmFleischman #crapStats will soon remind the #packers that they do indeed have a requirement to field a full 53 man roster, including 46 on game day. In the history of the #NFL, no team has failed this requirement.

[CrapStats @StatsCrap]

To date #Packers Hall of Fame QBs who get traded to the #jets have ended up on the #Vikings and have had their careers ended by the #Bears 100% of the time. #CrapStats certainly hopes this isn't the final outcome for #aaronRodgers. #allYouNeedIsLove

[CrapStats @StatsCrap]

in 2008 the #Packers traded #BrettFavre to the #jets. Two years later the #packers won the #superBowl. This leads #CrapStats to predict that the #packers will win the #superBowl in 2025. #aaronRodgers #allYouNeedIsLove

[CrapStats @StatsCrap]

Prior to #JordanLove, the #packers drafted 6 QBs with their first round pick in the #NFLDraft. One of those picks was future hall of famer, #AaronRodgers. With this data, #CrapStats predicts #jordanLove has a 16.67% chance to become a hall of famer. #AllYouNeedIsLove

[CrapStats @StatsCrap]

@hawkblimp The #Packers won the #SuperBowl in 2010, 14 years after their Super Bowl victory in 1996. This leads CrapStats to predict that the Packers will once again bring home the #LombardiTrophy in 2024. #allYouNeedIsLove. Place your bets.

[CrapStats @StatsCrap]

@NFLLegacy @terrellowens Jerry Rice Fumbled

[CrapStats @StatsCrap]

For the first time since 1996 the #Packers had a special teams TD, a defensive TD and a TD by the offense in the same game. With The #Packers loss to the #Lions, CrapStats can confirm that scoring a TD in all three phases DOES NOT guarantee a Super Bowl victory that same year.

[CrapStats @StatsCrap]

#pandemic records for the #packers 1919 10-1 #spanishFlu
1957 3-9, 1958 1-10-1 #h2n2
1968 6-7-1 #h3n2
2020 tbd #covid19
Based on these #crapStats a tie this year seems likely.

[CrapStats @StatsCrap]

#packers are 1-0 in this year’s playoffs when jk Scott plays. #NFLPlayoffs #nfl #punter #crapStats

[Olivia Reiner @ReinerOlivia]

I don’t think he would’ve traveled or would be on the field if he was still sick and wasn’t planning on playing. They’ve been keeping the guys with illnesses away from the rest of the team.

[CrapStats @StatsCrap]

The #packers are 1-0 (undefeated) when facing the #SanFrancisco #49ers in #NFCChampionship games. Additionally the last time the #packers and #49ers were both 13-3 and played in an #NFCChampionship game the #packers were victorious. #crapStats.

[Situational Lefty @hawkblimp]

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[Situational Lefty @hawkblimp]

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[CrapStats @StatsCrap]

The #badgers finish the first half of the #RoseBowl on a 17-14 run. #crapStats

[CrapStats @StatsCrap]

The #packers have finished the season 13-3 three times prior. Each time they made the nfc championship. 2/3 times they have made the #SuperBowl. #crapStats leads one to surmise that this year’s #packers have a 67% chance to make the super bowl and 100% nfc championship chance.

[CrapStats @StatsCrap]

In their last game in Michigan in 1919 the #packers defeated the Stambaugh Miners 17-0. The game was played in Stambaugh, Michigan. Today marks the last time the #packers will play in Michigan in ‘19. #crapStat #meaninglessCorrelation

[CrapStats @StatsCrap]

No other coach named Matt has made the playoffs in his first season with the Green Bay #packers
#nfl
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[CrapStats @StatsCrap]

Coaches with the first name #Matt have the most recent #NFCNorth championship. #packers recently hired a coach named #Matt. It’s logical to assume that a coach named #Matt will again win the #nfcNorth. #crapStats

[CrapStats @StatsCrap]

The last time the #bears and #packers played their first game against each other, the loser went on to finish 12-4 and win the division. #BearsPackers #crapStats

[Thomas Eisenhauer @IronHopsFF]

Bucks just need to win 8 out the next possible 14 games to win the NBA title @StatsCrap