Robert M

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@TaraBull With the emphasis on”IF he procreates” those women are gonna be disappointed with his average looking kids.

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@kyleandbea It’s”Let’s buy more Pygmy goats for our farm” mood over here…

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@CasperOnChain Mother chose the boyfriend over her son. I can relate. My mother made me do the same in the Middle of my second bone marrow transplant. That bitch picked dick over caring for her son. I relate with abandonment .

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@TaraBull We never actually saw E.T. get his H-1B visa after he became a movie star in the early 1980s….

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@RealEmirHan I’ll take “Who gives a shit” for $200 Alex….

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@CNviolations Driving a commercial vehicle while using your phone to film this other monstrosity…. No.

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@TaraBull How did he get those pants on??

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@CollinRugg Quality guaranteed or double your trash back.

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@xxx12____ There’s a story men wouldn’t believe if that was a plot on a Netflix movie.

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@Morgannxo10 Yea… I want a divorced mom… because I make bad decisions too.

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@becky78916 Yes

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@dom_lucre Just waiting to clap some of those Alien cheeks FR….

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@TaraBull808 You getting this second bone marrow transplant is STILL worth it…

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@LeadingReport He’s being helpful…. Lock him up NOW!!!!!

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@Matt_Pinner A lawn mower.

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@ballsdeepindoge I’m on Galveston and would like one.

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@emzanotti @benshapiro Dank memes, melt steel beams.

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@cb_doge Dank memes, melt steel beams.

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@FoxNews Truly waiting for a direct injection of Cialis to cure the condition of “no limp syndrome” to be the new standard in men’s health.

[Robert M @StatusCarbonFbr]

@FoxNews I bet he didn’t predict this….