Jess

Tweets are my own opinions and are generally #unpopular

[Jess @StayClassyJLW]

If tracking planes and drinking wine by a fire is wrong, I don’t want to be right. @flightradar24

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

Make our taxpayer dollars work for us again.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

It’s a public library, museum, playground, and public park with walking trails.

All privately funded, and for the public.

Cope harder bro.

[TV Shows Ace @TVShowsAce]

#loveislandusa #summerhouse

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

"If"

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

I can't put into words how much I miss having a qualified, decent human being as president of the United States...

[shirish @shiri_shh]

They are putting DATA CENTERS in the ocean now.

Panthalassa, a startup from Portland, just raised $140 MILLION.

what they do: build floating platforms that sit out at sea and run AI. no power grid needed. the ocean waves make all the electricity. the seawater keeps the chips cool.

How it works: big floating balls bob up and down with the waves. that motion makes power. the power runs the AI chips inside.

backed by PETER THIEL. company now worth almost $1 BILLION.

land is running out of room and power for AI. so the next move is simple. go to the sea.

[Brandon Wolf @bjoewolf]

The Obama Presidential Center Ceremony feels like what America 250 should be.

Real humanity on full display.

[BRAVOOOMG @bravooomg]

Amanda is really out here claiming West manipulated her into a relationship while also saying she was thinking about having kids with him.

Girl, bye.

You weren’t manipulated. You were complicit. #SummerHouse

[Tony X @soIoucity]

Bussi in the club updating his resume

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

You caught me! I did it. I created photosynthesis just to mess with MAGA and the reflecting pool.

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

not only did carter hart lose but he also put up the worst goaltending performance in stanley cup finals history, & that’s something that everyone can celebrate!

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Pilot of Knicks plane: "Tower for departure

(Knicks rowdy in background)

San Antonio Tower: "Tell those guys congratulations enjoy the moment"

Pilot: "Oh they're enjoying back there…

(More yelling)

Tower "Yeah I can hear em

Pilot "The plane's rockin, they're having a party

(Knicks loud)
------

NY Tower: "Please let the guys know New York, LaGuardia tower, Kennedy tower, maybe even Newark tower, Westchester tower…congrats

Pilot "For sure. They finally settled down. Before that, pretty excited bunch

ATC: "I believe it…Go New York"

(🔉AviationCircle)

[P @paraaand]

Exactly

[rads @rads619]

this actually is the most true thing in the world. he married a physical therapist it’s like a cheat code

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

Aged like milk.

[Duolingo @duolingo]

KNICKS IN 5 so i'm giving your lost streaks back!! 🧡💙

[NBA @NBA]

1999: Rick Brunson and the Knicks reach the NBA Finals

2026: Jalen Brunson and the Knicks win the NBA Finals

27 years later… the son gets it done, with his father by his side.

[kay! ☕️ @swiatekology]

mamdani’s first six months as mayor:

- free daycare
- all potholes filled
- knicks win the championship

[Timeless Sports @timelesssports_]

2016 NCAA Champions.

2026 NBA Champions.

[Jenny VL Harrington @GilmanHill]

Call me crrrraaazzzy, but something feels funky: