Meg

„We are made of all those who have built and broken us“......

[Meg @StayFreeMeg]

It’s possible to disagree with people without condescension and disrespect

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

My love of sausage runs deep

[Jules @julesbrazz]

if they had duct tape back then, the Titanic would’ve been a minor repair job instead of a disaster

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Top five things faster than a Friday afternoon at work:

5. Sloths
4. Corporate decision making
3. Molasses
2. Snails
1. Continental drift

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Interviewer: Can you fit in with our corporate culture i.e. When in Rome?

Me: I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say...

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

*walking into McDonalds corporate headquarters*

Me: I’m here to interview for the Accounting position

Receptionist:

Me: I’m sorry, the McAccounting position

[karen @klsmd12]

gratitude is the best attitude

[You Just Roll @youjustroll]

her promise laced wild winds setting his world aflame.

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

You ghosted me and I can only assume you died in a fiery crash

[Awayfromdivine @sweatheartmoony]

I am sure you know what I am going through, you presumptuous little fuck!

[You Just Roll @youjustroll]

doesn't walk back for anyone.

[𝑨 𝑳𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒔𝒕 @LittleLost_One]

The best compliments are never about appearance.

[You Just Roll @youjustroll]

unwarranted and associated consequences.

[The Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum]

i have a strong curvy structure.
you could say that i’m load bearing

*slow wink

[You Just Roll @youjustroll]

be extraordinarily theirs.

[Meg @StayFreeMeg]

Once you step into your power, there's no turning back!

[Messages @thesadsms]

i will choose u again and again.

[🐼panDa😇panDa🐼panDa🥷 @wordsmithlegend]

Do you have a professional moose juicer or does your moose juice itself?

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

As I read the book of my life, I come across pages that were full of excitement and fun... and then there are those pages that I'd like to burn and forget.