Ste Dooney

¡Hasta la Victoria Siempre!

[Ste Dooney @SteDooney]

Your boy made the video

[Everton @Everton]

On repeat. All night. 💙

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

“That was a really enjoyable first half”

Mark Pougatch was obviously watching a different game to the rest of us.

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

If you sell videos to the Sun you're a cunt.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

She never should’ve taken that fight.

[TinyJerseys @TinyJerseys]

Monday @ 8:00 PST (16:00 UTC)

…or earlier if you’re a subscriber.
https://t.co/mOMUG2HZoj

[Andy Williams 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @cheltandy]

It’s understood that Camilla is suffering from a pretty nasty dose of a Channel Four documentary.

[Ste Dooney @SteDooney]

Huge if true

[Kev Brown @TheKevBrown]

My scorching hot US election take? America is lucky that it elected a 78 year old dribbling mess of a fascist and not a more competent one

[Johnny barks @Johnny_Barks]

I’m voting Alex Smith for President because he was a great Commander and Chief.

[GET A GRIP @docrussjackson]

To all Trump supporters now planning on leaving the US when he loses, don’t even think of coming to Britain - we've got quite enough dickheads of our own thanks, and they keep promising to fuck off too, but never do.

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

"Oh, Jill. Mousse from a bowl is very nice, but to put it on a person is demented!"

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

"Yes, that's all very well, but when can I expect the rent?"

[Ben Grounds @Ben_Islington]

Toni Duggan on Sky Sports: "I hope the hierarchy are as involved with the women's team and are bothered by results. Three years ago the ambition was to be in the Champions League. The majority of players bought then have been sold, so you have to question what is happening." #EFC

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Whatever your views on the Royal Family, we can surely all agree that they shouldn’t be profiting from our NHS.

[Ben @BT_1878]

By the end of this season if (when) Southampton go down Aaron Ramsdale will have been relegated more times than Everton have in their entire history.

[The Lower Tiers @LowerTiers]

List of non-league clubs (so far) robbed of an FA Cup replay:

Braintree Town
Weston-super-Mare
Hednesford Town
Maidenhead United
Southend United
Guiseley
Forest Green

These clubs have been robbed of extra ticket money, a chance to win an invaluable amount of prize money for advancing to the next round and, most importantly, a place in the history books

This is all because the richest, most elite clubs in the country claim their schedules are too ‘big’ whilst going on a pre season tour to America and agreeing to a post season Club World Cup

Pure greed 💰

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Jeez. The NHS will pay the King’s duchy £11m over 15 years to rent a warehouse for ambulances whilst the Ministry of Justice pays William’s duchy £1.5m a year to use Dartmoor prison

https://t.co/X5Wy2HDeNB

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Mike Dean: That's a red. No doubts.

VAR: Yellow confirmed.

Mike Dean: Clearly a yellow card. Very little contact. Good decision.

[Watched Toffee @WatchedToffee]

When you have one man up front who thrives on crosses and one touch finishes you have to serve him. Calvert-Lewin had his best season for us when he was being peppered with crosses under Ancelotti.
We don’t cross enough. Our full backs don’t overlap. So there’s no service.

[𝗣𝗘𝗗 @PED7]

Can't get a bottle top to my seat 😂

[𝗣𝗘𝗗 @PED7]

Dyche would start Barnes and Westwood if he could 😂