My daughter got dropped off by her koppite ma in the new Liverpool kit. She has since shat herself in it and is now wearing an Everton kit. True story. Up the fucking toffees.
@EFCdaily_@mcgrathmike Another full back who gets a nose bleed when he crosses the halfway line. At least he’s not a 6ft 5” centre back tho ay. Every cloud.
@BBCMOTD The ball bounced, hence it’s not a fucking volley you little helmet of an admin. Get out your ma’s undies drawer and watch some footy you little fridge.
@lalle127@notJoth Bournemouth lost 3 out of 4 starting defenders last summer & Semenyo (their best player by a mile) in Jan. The fact he’s prob got that team finishing 6th is fucking wild. We need to be looking forward now, not just maintaining. Moyes ain’t taking us anywhere except safe. Fact.
@wharton_john maybe it’s part of his bail conditions, he has to shout “I am a nonce” with his back to the pitch every five minutes whenever inside Selhurst Park