Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam

WVU. Armani Guzman Enthusiast. Vokey SM10 fan. Unofficial President of the Sam Burns fan club.

[Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam @SteamJimbo]

@HerdPlsWin “Come on blue get your eyes checked!”

[Jeff “Erson” Knox @jeffknox55]

I could be paralyzed and still find a way to turn off Zach Bryan

[CLE @LeggEnjoyer]

I wonder what Armani Guzman finna do after this 😭😭. Prolly fuck some bad hoes 😭😭. Maybe do a money spread 😭. Ooh he so tuff bruh. 😭😭 He really run this team. Paul so tuff bruh he probably throwing up 4’s and posting up with baddies in the strip club. 😭😭😭

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Yesterday it was two blue hairs with leg tats. Today it's Tom Lehman wearing jeans outside the clubhouse. What's going on at Augusta National? Does anyone care anymore? Who asked for this? Maybe it's you. Maybe it's your FAMILY.

[Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam @SteamJimbo]

@lebrongoat420 @BarbourBurner How about an even smaller burner and one useless degree?

[Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel]

Could someone let me know the location of this lake?

[Soda @fredsoda]

this is a hot take but Jamie Dimon is probably the only guy who could compellingly rescue American hegemony rn if he were president

I'll go out further on a limb and say it's a failure of US political economy that someone like him didn't have a career of public service

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

Philadelphians are obsessed with fleeing the city at the first possible moment but then never shutting up about the eagles in their new home

[Arnie McNair 🇺🇸 @therealmcnair]

The soldiers in the fight against Big Polyester have arrived.

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

I can see why it's so essential to replace this tee sheet with 20 lobbyists, 6 oil executives, a couple car salesmen, 5 Only Fans entrepreneurs with selfie sticks and the recently-pardoned former executive of a health care company who didn't pay taxes and instead bought a yacht.

[R.F. Kenmore @rfkenmore]

PSA for the love of God —

Do not wear drivers with a suit
And absolutely not to your WEDDING

I don’t care if they are FerRaGamO BRo

[Alexander Augustine @WurzelRoot]

Transgender women all seem to have the hygiene, porn addiction, and video game interests of highly autistic shut-in men for some reason.

[BoozeCougs @BoozeCougs]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Utah football has fired Kyle Whittingham and replaced his position with Ranjeet from Bangladesh. This move saves Utah $7M a year and can be done virtually!

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

Ordering a tin for myself muttering “this is why they call us goyim…”

[Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam @SteamJimbo]

Sim session made me feel retarded. Have the yips with my five iron i think. Not sure how that’s even possible. None of that matters, though. #nice #Oral

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

Every SF Asian tech striver joke post is "can you believe that laptop is here??? You're not supposed to bring laptop here!!!!"

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

I think people would be more likely to say “Okay, fair, fine” if the law were actually consistent

Wealthy people can brag about doing drugs on social media and homeless people can smoke crack in public

But the only people who get in trouble are 20-year-olds having a beer

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrect

[Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam @SteamJimbo]

@middleseatsimon In a past life, Jimbo Steam has taught some private ski lessons to clientele who frequented the Ritz at the Gulch #moneybags