Trey Singletary

We can share what we got of yours 'cause we done shared all of mine.

[Trey Singletary @SteamfitterIII]

I’m forever in debt, forever grateful, forever sorry.

[ADHD J0N-J0N @j0n_j0n]

Remember who held you down at your lowest, most depleted, or vulnerable form of self before you decide to treat those same people with ugliness, unfairness, or however you feel. Be mindful

[Trey Singletary @SteamfitterIII]

Come to Southern Maryland

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

In ways small and large every day, you realize what's happened to Texas is that there are no more Hanks. There's not really any Boomhauers anymore either. Just Bills and Dales. -OS

[Trey Singletary @SteamfitterIII]

Goddd damn can a man take a shit round here?

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

i've been alive 25 years and still haven't found the right response for when someone knocks on the bathroom stall

[Trey Singletary @SteamfitterIII]

Clearly the direction the world heading.
Jared and our subs are bigger and better they’ll say.

[dropchris1000 @dropchris1000]

What if Jared Fogle comes out of prison looking super buff and Subway hires him back as their spokesman

[Trey Singletary @SteamfitterIII]

My chicken can pull a truck.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

ME: I trained this chicken to talk.

HER: Lets see.

ME: What's a male deer?

CHICKEN: Buck

ME: How much is 200 pennies?

CHICKEN: Buck buck

HER: This is stupid.

ME: It gets better.

CHICKEN: It gets way better, Carol.

[Trey Singletary @SteamfitterIII]

Homage…

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

“I don’t want a digital download code. I want a physical disk.”

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

“I don’t want a digital download code. I want a physical disk.”

[Trey Singletary @SteamfitterIII]

Absolutely delicious and a bag of utz no label white bag with quantity 6 chips in made the day.

[Lee @MandyKnowsDC]

In whoever defense we grew up eating this and lived 😂😂

[Trey Singletary @SteamfitterIII]

I didn’t say no bags. I can’t see
You can’t see
As long as the god damn horses can see.
This is a raid.

[Shawn Hendrix @TheShawnHendrix]

Ok this is the @bucees CEO and he looks exactly as you would imagine. Love it.

[Trey Singletary @SteamfitterIII]

At least she took it.
Mozel tov.

[Inch (Well Adjusted) @WideCleftJeans]

Just saw a woman dry pop a plan b on the bus

[Old Bear @BigBearButt]

I went to the Asian buffet at 1:30 today, and as I grabbed a booth I looked around and thought, “wow, there sure are a lot of old people here. In fact, it’s all old people.”

Then I stopped for a moment as realization set in.

“Oh. Oh no. Ah fucking hell, man.”

[Trey Singletary @SteamfitterIII]

Travel hack- go to the lobby

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

carrying her across the threshold into the honeymoon suite then taking the gnarliest shit of my life

[Trey Singletary @SteamfitterIII]

But I can lift it. Twice

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Getting sent home from the bar in an uber by your buddy after trying to deadlift the pool table

[Trey Singletary @SteamfitterIII]

Lawn money went to the bazooka-weighed 15 pounds full.
I was merciless.
Without moral or scruple.
No scrupe

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I know every generation has their class struggles, but let me tell you about the summer of 1990 when Supersoakers hit the market and only a few kids could afford them and the rest of us were hunted for sport.

[Trey Singletary @SteamfitterIII]

Midday box
Evening straight I said!!!
😂😂😂😂

[remx @biigrem]

Getting stuck behind lottery people at the gas station is a form of torture 😓😓

[ɠɧıʂɧ @rirokpik]

See these guys? They started punk rock. It wasn't the racist Sex Pistols. It wasn't The Ramones. Definitely wasn't The Velvet Underground.

It was DEATH. Back in 1971.

Black people started music. From Blues to Rock n Roll to my favourite genre, Punk.

Yes you heard me right.

[Evil Dead Ash (☥𝐃𝐁) @AshySlasheeDB]

If you guys know this movie...you are groovy!

[Marcus Pittman @ImKingGinger]

On another timeline, Stephen Colbert never became the host of The Late Show and these guys are still reading viewer emails.

Never forget what CBS took from us.

[Trey Singletary @SteamfitterIII]

Make sure you wash your clothes in hot water too.
Sensitive lil nostril trolls.

[Mntrazana @moanerleaser]

Send a toddler in the direction of said breath.