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Do NOT threaten me, I WILL kill myself in self defense 🇲🇽

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My mom is kinda like if Casey Anthony didn’t have courage

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How it feels as a Mexican seeing South Korea get eliminated

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@minecuntresss Baby’s only words are gonna be it’s name like a pokemon

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Sunning my balls to fix the farmers tan

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Make her feet bigger

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Pokemon has unveiled a giant life-size Lilligant plush that's nearly 4 feet tall

It costs $370 and is launching for Pokemon's 30th anniversary

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@aylinlf Incredible ragebait

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Keep working hard and you can be like this at 28 💪

[bathcat @bathcat]

is this a good amount to have saved as a 27 year old man

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I’m always really respectful of crows because they have a pornographic memory for faces

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@lemonade_grrrl Pair of jeans that fit acceptably

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@MKaylaUltra “My unpopular opinion” and she’s literally objectively right

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Posting tip if Mexico wins

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Just saw a woman dry pop a plan b on the bus

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@wet_foal Holy fucking real

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Trying to pick up straight women in Capitol Hill during pride month and being surprised it didn’t work lol

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Friend is visiting Seattle this weekend.

Here is his report:

Seattle nightlife might be the most cooked market in America.

Went out in Cap Hill with my buddy who’s a legitimate Chad. In NYC he’s batting over .500 on infield cold approaches.

Seattle? We went 0-for-15.

Girls with face tats, dyed green hair, three piercings, smoking cigs outside the bar were rejecting him and laughing like they were Victoria’s Secret models.

At least 25% of the girls were lesbians and my friend was still trying to recruit them away from their girlfriends like he was an SEC football coach.

I’ve never seen a dating market this brutal. Seattle nightlife needs a federal investigation.

Is Seattle the worst dating market in USA?

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Spotify recent activity, for why. Why would I want you to know I’m listening to the cum town podcast and Mitski

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It could all be so easy

[MP5 Cajun @MP5_Cajun]

@1likeaverage Makes sense. Been with my wife for 10 years and i love sniffing her asshole everyday.

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@magikcarps I think it’s cool he found someone funny to attach himself to but holy fuck I didn’t miss those memories enough to wanna see him everywhere

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@GodlyDevv I’d say nights like this but I get it

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@proarmor_ I’ve been saying this for years now

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It’s such a cruel twist of fate that women can never experience the miracle of mpreg

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*pregnant as a guy* I uh… think the baby wants a 12 pack of banquets