Skaphanie 🏁✨

Photo taker. Nail biter. Cat lady and dog mom. She/her

[Skaphanie 🏁✨ @Stebaneze]

When @eichlers__ said “I’m a whiny emo rude boy loser”, I felt that in my soul. 🏁✨

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

Look who's in the studio today! It's @LizzyMcAlpine!

[Skaphanie 🏁✨ @Stebaneze]

@LizzyMcAlpine being on @Mythical is the perfect combination of my sad girl and internet nerd personas. Loved it!

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There’s laundry to do and a genocide to stop

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Finally got to chance to watch the @danielhowell We’re All Doomed event and it’s exactly what this sad sack needed to see. 🖤

[Skaphanie 🏁✨ @Stebaneze]

Most say you’re not annoying your friends by asking them for help, but if what you actually are?

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@Skatunenetwork Midwesterners will always make the drive!

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@thefestfl I’ve been to 6, first one in 2016, missed 2022. Hope I can go back this year

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@sortedfood Roasting veggies, air-fried tofu, reheating leftovers (esp. French fries)

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@skapunkintl It was rare growing up, but a recent moment I remember when I knew a band that he hadn’t heard of was Bad Operation! He was so excited to listen to them!

[Skaphanie 🏁✨ @Stebaneze]

I keep thinking about when I babysat for my uncle. He had ceiling to floor, wall-to-wall shelves of CDs for me to discover, and my payment was a pack of blank CDs I could burn. I’m thankful for access to such a variety of bands. He still asks me what I’m listening to. 🩷

[Skaphanie 🏁✨ @Stebaneze]

I like to think I’m calm enough for crochet, but I am currently wrestling a tangled ball of yarn while spewing a slew of expletives. 🧶

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Oh no it’s the beginning of my period where I cry for no reason. Super fun.

[Skaphanie 🏁✨ @Stebaneze]

I have yet to actually go on a date from dating apps, but I will for sure blab about the music I like. Love that I got this metal head to listen to Bad Operation! 👏

[Skaphanie 🏁✨ @Stebaneze]

Seeing Tracy Chapman perform is getting me all emotional. She’s so good. #GRAMMYs

[Skaphanie 🏁✨ @Stebaneze]

How payday goes for me every time:

• Pay bills
• Stress about how expensive life is
• Resist buying stuff to relieve stress
• Rinse and repeat 🙃

[Skaphanie 🏁✨ @Stebaneze]

Just look at him. zero regrets of what he has done.

[Skaphanie 🏁✨ @Stebaneze]

So my dog chewed up my favorite beanie and I’m UPSET. @PabstBlueRibbon have any extras you could send my way?

[Skaphanie 🏁✨ @Stebaneze]

I’m convinced online dating was invented as a new age torture and I need someone to give me an out of this hellscape.

[so being boring is genetic? @masieez]

that’s my brother, the referee! He’s so good.

[Skaphanie 🏁✨ @Stebaneze]

@Millingtweets Yes please!