STECH™

[Perk🏔️ @BrockPerk]

The shit my girlfriend sends me from her hike while I work 10 hours on a Sunday😂

Gotta lock in so she can continue to enjoy herself

[STECH™ @Stecher_7400]

Nesquik

[STECH™ @Stecher_7400]

“I love the pain”

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

how the doctor kept a straight face is a mystery 💀 💀

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

happy friday,

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

im just tryna help u babe

[layne ♱ yaoi asylum @nonasboytoy]

You can’t be a real lover if you aren’t a bit of a foot person

[Ramese Sanders @RameseSanders]

Your child didn’t get autism because of ‘genetics.’

They were poisoned.

And you were lied to.

[zuko | يعقوب @KurzedZuko]

Genuinely, why did the richest man in Gotham City take his wife and only child to the hood for a movie?

[AvantPrince_ @AvantPrince_]

Name physiognomy is real, I am brainstorming elite names for my children constantly, you need to be name physiognomy maxxing

[Sólionath @Anarseldain]

If I pass away peacefully, in my sleep, from natural causes, you still have my permission to make it race-related.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“april fools” so im a fool because you betrayed my trust? im a fool for holding what you say with complete sincerity? i’m not the fool, you are

[alice ❦ @barabajagaI]

if i don't talk to my girlfriend every few minutes i start seeing the hat man

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

A lot of people need to die

[STECH™ @Stecher_7400]

YEA!

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

No Risk, No Porsche.

[Scott Wilson @onescottwilson]

My girlfriend lives the most peaceful feminine lifestyle. She simply does pilates, goes on walks, reads at the beach, writes poetry, and looks pretty. It’s beautiful. She has no idea but im absolutely supporting it for the rest of her life.

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

You don’t know shit about banned books