Jonathan

I design and stuff | crows are cool

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

What do you guys think, should I apply?

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

So lame, I tried to change my name in slack to Jonathan 🎃, and apparently it’s “not allowed”

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

The number of times I’ve eaten pizza rolls this week is embarrassing, I need to buy a steak or something

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

My dad was watching a nature documentary and these two woodland mice were fighting and honestly it looked like all they were doing was backflips

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

I’ve had the same aquaphor container since 2013 and it gets the job done

[Travis @twitmercan]

Will y’all stop spending so much on skincare and using stuff that’s terrible on your skin? This the only shit you need 😭

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

I feel like the pump islands at Costco would be a great way to teach people how to parallel park

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

I’ve grown so much since then

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

Looking back at the past year my most frequently used emoji was the laughing emoji, now it’s the crying/ face palm emoji

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

I promise by the time I’m done with this company I’ll be going from black hair to maybe peppered hair and crows feet

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

I would love to go to a comedy show, and I don’t mind being a part of the act, but for all of it to then show up on the Netflix special?

No thank you

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

@shelberrylynn Damn I won’t be able to go. And I already missed their Miami show from two years ago too 😭

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

@khadijahdabo Assuming the hair hasn’t been done I’ve been watching this one series called Mr. Queen. It’s like a historical comedy

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

Like I saw a video of a guy who spent $200k on a bunch of shoes. I could’ve bought a starter home with that amount

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

Dudes that drop +$20k at sneaker conventions, what jobs do they even have?

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

My friend walks into the Disney park with McDonald’s, there’s no way amc theaters are more strict about outside food

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

@Lil_Tspoon Good point, I thought it like a marketing tactic to sell more frames 😂

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

I like how my eye doctor’s assistants all wear glasses or contacts. That’s like a dentist having hygienists who don’t floss or have crooked teeth

[Jonathan @SteeV_1da]

One week you have no acne and didn’t get carded, the next you’re stressed, face full of pimples and are asked to show your ID