Mike Steele

Godfather of Quad Cities Comedy/Cautionary Tale/Hipster Burnout

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

@APMike Do we like the #peacocks +8 against #NC?

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

@AndyKindler I no longer feel as if I am in Kansas after reading this response to your initial tweet.

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

@schlickcomedy I just said "no" over and over again until I got bored.

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

@SardineJeans Chili belongs in pineapples. Hollowed out 🍍

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

@synthandlasers Hell yeah, Brian! Tell dem frog eaters what's what! U.S.A.! U!S!A! *quietly sobs in French*

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

@anylaurie16 Oh, that's why I lost my mind: because I was born in a certain time frame that may or may not include my birth year depending on who you ask. That's comforting, because I thought it was just me.

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

@APMike Is this streaming? If so, on which service?

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

@LEGO_Group these fellas aren't going to help Luke save Grogu.

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

@LEGO_Group not sure how I'm going to build an X-wing on the 11th with a duplicate bag of the pieces for the 4th.

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

Any better with oil treatment? https://t.co/QPb2n8HXKu

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

Should I shave my beard off or not? I was going to keep it for winter, but I got some neck gaiters that I like, and after a year of this beard, I'm not sure that I like it. https://t.co/HiV47U2hvs

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

@synthandlasers THE Dragula. From the TV Show (Munsters or Adams Family) the one Rob Zombie bought at auction to get girls. It didn't work, so he wrote a song about banging it it.

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

Had a dream that mysteriously was transported back to the year 2000, and was unable to change the present.

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

@synthandlasers

[stu @rinbcage]

Shopping for coverage on the Healthcare Marketplace. Lot of wonderful options but I think I have settled on the one where I pay 361 dollars a month to give a doctor 5 dollars sometimes while also not receiving any health care

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

@rinbcage No healthcare for me again this year. ☺️

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

@rinbcage Everyone knows all great music comes directly from Satan himself. Any love for hymns comes from Stockholm Syndrome.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

We will forever be told that Russia, China, the Taliban, are the imminent threats by people who a) do business with all of them! b) think you should get 4 dollars an hour and no healthcare to work 17 hours a day.

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

@synthandlasers Alfanos Stuffed Pizza

[Mike Steele @Steele307]

@synthandlasers I'll go along with pizza being an open face sandwich. However, your rational is illogical. If Hot Pockets are an authority concerning food we are all in big trouble. I'll also go along with that.