steph coffey ♠️

just pretending i got my shit together

[steph coffey ♠️ @StefIsFreshh]

high school taught me how to finesse my way thru life and college taught me that you cant finesse your way thru life

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

we’re discontinuing iced coffee

Look between the H and L on your keyboard

[steph coffey ♠️ @StefIsFreshh]

Thank you

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Forgetting minor details, such as the name of someone you've just met, helps your brain maintain efficiency by prioritizing more important information

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP Angus Cloud

[steph coffey ♠️ @StefIsFreshh]

@netflix Put it in rice that should do the trick

[steph coffey ♠️ @StefIsFreshh]

@netflix Pain

[steph coffey ♠️ @StefIsFreshh]

@amy_ferguson_ @lillysimms9 Ily both

[steph coffey ♠️ @StefIsFreshh]

Patiently waiting for the day it’s warm enough to clean my car because it’s not realistic if i can barely stand out long enough to pump gas :| it should be a thing to have a heated car wash 😂

[steph coffey ♠️ @StefIsFreshh]

The hardest part about life right now is feeling so happy and fulfilled for the first time in YEARS but constantly being reminded it’s not real

[steph coffey ♠️ @StefIsFreshh]

Tis the season of explaining myself to everyone i see when i leave the house in shorts

[steph coffey ♠️ @StefIsFreshh]

@AB84 But the cat 😂

[steph coffey ♠️ @StefIsFreshh]

I have a new appreciation for singers now that i have to literally hum on the way to work so i don’t crack on the mic 😂

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

The older I get the more I realize how beneficial it is to keep things private

[steph coffey ♠️ @StefIsFreshh]

There should be a “dump truck with rocks not properly secured” insurance for windshields ya know

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

everybody goes through a panera bread phase and it’s so fucking terrifying when you’re in it

[steph coffey ♠️ @StefIsFreshh]

I love when I’m getting ready for an early morning race and get awakened by crackhead (teenagers?) drunkly screaming and shooting guns- feet from my house. Warm and cooooozy sleep tonight CANNOT wait to move

[steph coffey ♠️ @StefIsFreshh]

@cmonthedemo Interesting

[make up a guy @makeupaguy]

guy who pronounces the meow in homeowner

[steph coffey ♠️ @StefIsFreshh]

I watch the Elvis movie and all of a sudden I’m downloading Elvis songs straight vibing

[steph coffey ♠️ @StefIsFreshh]

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[steph coffey ♠️ @StefIsFreshh]

Miss the easy going days where we were planking on random objects and the biggest stress was if you could get your broom stick to stand long enough on its own for a pic