Stef Mondor

“It could always be worse.”

[Justin Delisle @justingdelisle]

@Nanit are you aware of an issue where the app constantly pops up a message like this?

Is anyone else having this isssue and unable to use the app?

[BIG EMPRESS ENERGY™️ @bigempressnergy]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[Vivian @suchnerve]

even if for no other reason, you should support public transit simply because most people do NOT belong behind the wheel of a motor vehicle

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

I hate to be the one who has to tell you this, but you’re *supposed* to care about other people in a functioning society.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

The contrast between working in tech from 2010-2020 vs 2020-now is so jarring to think about I sometimes feel like the 2010's couldn't have been real

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

Selecting all images with traffic lights

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

“I wished I commuted to the office to provide maximum shareholder value more often.”

[Stef Mondor @StefMondor]

@GeoffBurgan @NewYorkStateAG @delaneykempner Congrats Geoff!!

[Stef Mondor @StefMondor]

@Starbucks speaking on behalf of myself and *at least* 2 of my friends… PLEASE consider keeping the pistachio cold foam cold brew on the menu year-round! 🙏🏼

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services

You can rent it for $2.99 though

[Nick Field @nick_field90]

He was keeping every plane in the air with his bare hands apparently
https://t.co/KufB7Li5ph

[Eric Dachman @dachness]

congrats to Abbott Elementary star Jalen Hurts

[Mark Warner @MarkWarner]

If President Trump is interested in adding U.S. states, there’s an option that will soon be in his own backyard… that has repeatedly expressed their desire for statehood… with American citizens already paying federal taxes…

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

A small number of billionaires own and control our economy. Increasingly, they own and control our government through a corrupt campaign finance system.

This is not democracy. This is oligarchy.

We must overturn Citizens United and move to public funding of elections.

[Justin @jdabre11]

People were rightly upset about Biden's age and then turned around and voted in another 78 year old. Get the fuck outta here man.

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

coincidence? we think not

[Washingtonian 🌸 @washingtonian]

🐼🐼 Beary big breaking panda news! 🐼🐼

This is not a drill: Two giant pandas are on their way to the National Zoo. Bao Li and Qing Bao are set to board the Panda Express within the next few hours, flying from China to their new home in DC.
https://t.co/EJPUELzNTy

[Zola In Recovery @ZolaInRecovery]

Idk man, call me a snowflake if you want but I’m not voting for someone who doesn’t believe children deserve to eat because their parents can’t afford enough food.
I’d rather see my taxes feed a hungry child than bail out a bank or decorate a senator’s office.

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up

[Stef Mondor @StefMondor]

Critics of screen time for children should seriously consider the fact that I would’ve never learned how to spell AARDVARK without it