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this is the first time I've ever changed my bio

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@TeamTrump lol you can't vote for yourself anymore

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@ATCEMS This is way better than fixing the grid and keeping us safe, thanks

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@feederofcats @lyft Hey I don't think I know you but I got a notification about your tweet. Check the post! They found Tux! 😃

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@LadyMercutia @briangaar His daddy is a billionaire. Also, he does improv.

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@freedomsbride Hi, nurse here. You absolutely do have rights and safety, this is illegal and not okay at all. Call the hospital and ask how to report this. Report the person who did this and then the hospital itself. I know you're scared and upset, but please do not let this one go.

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@Saywem69420 @poisonjr I HAVE NEVER HEARD VERY COMMON ADVICE AND I AM SO MAD

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@hwinkler4real @MiaRazzi Lol, every time you try to clarify it sounds even more like a cry for help. We love you, Henry!

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@tovlille23 @thornhawthorne This is literally the first I'm learning about it too and I'm horrified. I feel sick to my stomach and so sad.

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@pjampaganza @yashar No sir, if my brother violently raped multiple women he could go fuck himself.

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@accelmed @Sean_Barqco @zeta_globin Sometimes they do, sometimes they murder you and eat your corpse. It's a real dice roll.

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@emilykmay I'm childfree and started saying this my sophomore year of college. I don't think it's about the kids, we all out here grinding our bones to dust just to get by

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@detectclips Why is he going through his ex girlfriend's phone? That's no longer any of his concern.

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@TiredActor Lost my 21 year old best buddy almost two years ago to the day. It still hurts a lot. I think if anyone will ever find a way to come back as a ghost it's him. I hope he does. I'm terribly sorry for how much you're hurting right now. You were so lucky to have one another.

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@mikeymumbelz @jestingtime Everyone is reacting like that's an insult but I totally read it as a compliment. Who wouldn't want to be, that sounds great

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@whitecotton We got into a very heated debate about The Muppets on FB a few months ago. I have many questions, all Muppets related, and all my follow up questions start with "you gotta be fuckin kidding me."

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

This Barbie has a Nobel Prize 💖 He’s just Ken

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@HouseJug @Ppallo WE KNOW

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@jordanbpeterson How about little bitch? Can I call you that?

[Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri]

RIP Emily Dickinson, you would have really loved Mountain Dew Summer Freeze 💙

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