My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I'm just playing Chumbawamba's 1997 hit "Tubthumping" over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTunes app.
"The more you love someone, the more ardently you should feel not just obligated butย drivenย to want to destroy the people your loved one wishes ill."
@joshgondelman writes on acquiring enemies-in-law https://t.co/v5WGk8f3IG
"Dum Dums, Smarties, and Jolly Ranchers maybe suitable for Ontario, Fontana, and even Montclair... but NOT here in Rancho Cucamonga!"
WE ๐ ARE ๐ AN ๐ AFFLUENT ๐ NEIGHBORHOOD ๐ AND ๐ OUR ๐ HALLOWEEN ๐ CANDY ๐ SHOULD ๐ REFLECT ๐ THAT ๐
You know that snow NYC is supposed to get later today and tomorrow? It's because of all of you who were drinking Pumpkin Spice Lattes at the end of August.
You think the universe doesn't require balance? THIS IS ON YOU.
I covered 17 U.S.Opens for Sports Illustrated. This is just my opinion: There is no way a menโs player with Serena resume (multiple GS titles, economic driver of the sport) is getting a third code violation for that language in the finals of a major. No way.
Imagine how much better off we'd be as a society if we took the money Jeff Sessions is going to spend throwing people in jail/prison for smoking pot, and used it to treat opiate addiction instead.
During this season of giving, we're is #ConnectingYou to ways you can help our neighbors in need. There are many Thanksgiving food drives in the area. Here's a partial list: https://t.co/exgOvC37D9