Steff Easom

Freelance Digital Marketing Bird. Only Tweet when watching reality TV, listening to PMQs or complaining to companies.

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

My favourite summer pic #sgp #secretgardenparty

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

@karoltyniec369 Literally don't know what it satire any more

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

@VotingDogs

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

No elections here today so here's a throwback to @chesterpodenco being democratic last year. Vote! #dogsatpollingstations @BBCNews @SkyNews @AP

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

Elysssssse where are you? #RealityCheck #americasnexttopmodel

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

@RupertLowe10 You revolting lick-arse 😭😂

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
-George Orwell

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

@houndtang @StokeyCatsnDogs We did! He went home

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

Have you lost a kitten? Found in Stoke Newington. Small, fluffy, extremely friendly. We cannot keep him. Rescued from fox. @StokeyCatsnDogs

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

I hate the new video editor 😭 @canva

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

What the fuck is he rambling on about #Trump

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

No.😭

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Police respond to reported stabbing at synagogue in Manchester

https://t.co/vkPtai1DyI

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

Protect @LateNightSeth at all costs. Has anyone checked on him?

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

What the hell @marigoldfoodsuk @sainsburys this is a brand new tub and it's almost empty 🤣

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

@anishgawande 😭😭😭😭😭

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

DON'T👏🏻PRETEND👏🏻IT'S👏🏻ABOUT👏🏻WOMEN #ballymenariots

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

“Ballymena is about pRoTeCtiNg GiRls”?

No riots for Donaldson’s child rape charges, or for PSNI sex crimes, none for 7 murdered women in NI this year.

Because rape and murder is fine when white nationals do it, right?

Stop co-opting crimes you inflict on us to spread racism.

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

@duffett_claire Better?

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

Chester's first #dogsatpollingstations

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

@0xCas888 He will have heard you before you said it

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

@canva none of my downloads are working on browser or the Canva desktop app - HELP :(

[Steff Easom @Steff_Easom]

@LidlGB how in the name of arse do you get the top off this to recycle it?