Steph 🦕

[Steph 🦕 @StephDiPietra]

would love to be watching Barefoot Contessa rn

[Steph 🦕 @StephDiPietra]

@tuesdayswithcol no

[Steph 🦕 @StephDiPietra]

@tuesdayswithcol ?!?!??

[Steph 🦕 @StephDiPietra]

@dana_gorab wait where was this

[Steph 🦕 @StephDiPietra]

🥵

[Steph 🦕 @StephDiPietra]

“we should find a new show to watch”

*turns on America’s Funniest Home Videos*

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[Steph 🦕 @StephDiPietra]

Nicholas Cage in Moonstruck is UNHINGED

[Dr Meming @Dr_Meming]

Time for the weekend again

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

cats have the right idea: wake up and scream your little face off until the world gives you what you need

[Steph 🦕 @StephDiPietra]

Collin is Toad

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog came into the house.

”Toad,” said Frog, “your pants and jacket are lying on the floor.”

“Tomorrow,” said Toad from under the covers.

“Your kitchen sink is filled with dirty dishes,” said Frog.

“Tomorrow,” said Toad.

[Steph 🦕 @StephDiPietra]

vacation is going well

[Steph 🦕 @StephDiPietra]

someone tell Collin to stop giving me Indian burns at the bar

[Steph 🦕 @StephDiPietra]

stress dreams, Italy edition: missing your tour of the colosseum

[Steph 🦕 @StephDiPietra]

summer of wine spritzers 😤

[Steph 🦕 @StephDiPietra]

@tuesdayswithcol is it better than the classic vodka and Gatorade tho

[Steph 🦕 @StephDiPietra]

@dana_gorab breakfast sandwiches from anywhere other than NY/NJ are GARBAGE

[Steph 🦕 @StephDiPietra]

there’s a woman with her bare feet, shoes off lounging in the coffee shop in one corner and a dude literally brushing his teeth in the other rn what has happened to society