Steph

mullet-haver and anesthesiology PGY4 (and future cardiac + crit care fellow) at Mount Sinai. 🤠🏳️‍🌈

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

UWorld: ...patient with exposure to human sewage exhibits seizures, and head CT showed multiple cystic lesions. What is the most likely diagnosis?

me:

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

Excited to announce I will be doing 2 fellowships and staying at @MountSinaiNYC for both! First up: cardiothoracic anesthesiology. After that, heading to the ICUs for Critical Care! 😎🎉

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

“”big”” “”career”” news coming soon……perhaps….

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

@mollyasullivan it’s giving 50% I Want To Talk To the Manager and 50% fuck ass bob

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

current work project (on a rotation that has set ups that can take 2+ hours), open to suggestions.

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

@mollyasullivan

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

@mollyasullivan this was the recommendation from one of the smartest attendings in the department when I asked how best to manage a certain intraop BP concern

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

Lessons learned after 2 years of residency:
-older patients (~85+) are very amused by my eyebrow ring

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

@mollyasullivan literally me rolling in with sweat-drenched scrubs, covered in ultrasound gel and A Line blood, syringes falling out of my pockets everywhere

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

shout out to the bird that pooped on me while I was walking home from a Very Very Bad Day at work

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

@mollyasullivan rolling into the ccu like

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

@mollyasullivan oh my god. SHE.

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

@mollyasullivan 🤩💯

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

Next up—Sunny D inspired!

-I can’t remember what Sunny D tastes like but this was p good
-“tangy original” is super vague but I appreciated the images of sliced citrus fruits to help me out
-not memorable, but good. 5/10.

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

the hospital I’m currently rotating at has a deli nearby with a bunch of energy drinks I have never seen before. I want to expand and refine my
palate, so I plan to spend the month trying as many as possible.

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

the kool aid man is dipping his toes into the energy drink sector. A beverage for when you need to burst through that wall (oh YEAH)

-can deceptive, was hoping the actual drink would be blue (it was red)
-did not teleport me back to childhood
-no perceptible HR increase

3/10

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

I don’t know the exact procedure but I KNOW the anesthesiology resident was SWEATING staring at the O2 sat

[Keith Siau @drkeithsiau]

Removed from a patient with breathlessness. What procedure has the patient undergone?

[Emily Fridenmaker @emily_fri]

ET tube confirmation.

[Steph @StephHojsakMD]

@leseija Spring 2024 body goals