My 1st grader and his lingo has been something else..last week I got the silent treatment because I told him we donβt say sexy at school. Dropped my pen and he said DAMN! And this afternoon he was rhyming Ipsy lipsy whoopsie pussy π€¦π½ββοΈ Never a dull moment with that little man
Walked into work with my new sparkly pink Starbucks cup..only for my coworker to throw a cheese stick at me..Her and her daughter bought me the same exact cup for my Christmas present πππ
The week of a life with Tucker..he stole a raw onion and was chewing on it like a bone a few days ago..AND this fool today took ham off my cutting board while I was making brunch π€·π½ββοΈ
Listening to my dad and Tucker talking always makes me laugh π βI donβt even like you foolβ EVERY store we go to he is buying him toys and bones! #sucka
@KylePavela@PrincessTifffy_ Why fly first class for free drinks when you can bring your own drinks on the plane ππ I hate the bathrooms on planes to they freak me out