Stephanie Seabrooke

I like anchovies. Read me in @Birdcoatqrtrly, @PoetryShore, @KissingDPoetry, and @QaPoetry.

[Stephanie Seabrooke @StephSeabrooke]

Parenting is peering at your sleeping baby from the hallway with a mix of awe and terror like they’re a slumbering dragon guarding a mountain of gold.

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@miss_lady_diva “It is trash”

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@parkas4kids Fucking awesome!

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@TheSkullBase This is breathtaking.

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@MichHoivata Just the “allowance for baby stuff” is making my brain bleed.

[MZS @mattzollerseitz]

Kind of amazing how many Twilight Zone eps are, deep down, about coming through the Depression and World War II and looking around to realize that the US learned nothing from other experience & is absolutely determined to stay trivial, cruel, selfish and reactionary

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[todd dillard @toddedillard]

Everyone please be vigilant about this. Not just the campaign, but the language justifying it. "Narrative" here is a bunker word, it protects the speaker from saying "suffering" and "injustice" and it pitches recent events as the only story instead of a fragment of decades.

[Edie Meade @EdieMeade]

Wrapping my head around the fact that the guy behind all these lit mags is also the COO of Submittable 🤯 https://t.co/hUCzjcRK2v

[Stephanie Seabrooke @StephSeabrooke]

@notcapnamerica It’s the Dunning-Kruger effect, but with stabbing your wife instead of understanding SEO analytics.

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@TheAlexSylvian This should be in the Library of Congress

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@TheSkullBase Human trafficking but make it incontestably catchy.

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@timeimmemorial_ Gabaghoul

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Just rewatched Rosemary’s Baby and my main takeaway from the last scene is that I would love that kind of committed, extended support system while raising a child.

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@Telemundo Yes

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@ask_aubry “Very feminine and other things”

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@KrangTNelson Museum quality hot dirtbag

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@mdbell79 Don’t forget the filthy offices that are only cleaned once every financial quarter and consistently smell like a broccoli enema.

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@QuintsVessel Would

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@bookworm_monk Nope

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