Steph Simons

she/her. Barack Obama follows me.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

CAITLIN CLARK!!!!! HI HATERS

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

When you ain’t do nun on the group project and still get an A🏅

[Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmer]

It's me. Hi. I'm the "problem" it's me.

If you want to be a problem for the Trump-Vance campaign, too, donate to help us stop them: https://t.co/Pn0trvvBM7

[Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmer]

Welcome to Michigan, Donald Trump and JD Vance. Here's what you need to know:

[Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmer]

Our latest budget includes $160 million to offer every Michigan public school student free breakfast and lunch.

Let's make Michigan the 4th state in America to get this done.

[Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmer]

Abortion is health care — and I will always fight like hell to defend it.

[Steph Simons @StephSimons]

@RUFFLES please consider this a formal petition to sell these in America.

Not even all of America. Maybe just the gas station by my house?

Thank you in advance 😌

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

Today, we are repealing Michigan’s extreme 1931 law that bans abortion and criminalized nurses and doctors for doing their jobs. 

This is long overdue. 🧵

[Stephen tWitch Boss @official_tWitch]

Just a thought

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

Damn it feels good to be a Michigander.

[Jillian Goltzman @Jillian_Writes]

Me explaining Beanie’s early departure and Lea Michele’s 13-year-long mission to star in Funny Girl to my boyfriend for the last 12 hours.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Neither a law nor a court can truly justify the revocation of a human right; the most fundamental of our freedoms are inabrogable. The repression of such an essential liberty may be effective, for a time, but it cannot be legitimate.

[Steph Simons @StephSimons]

@Potbelly if we’re not bringing the macaroni salad back, can you inbox a girl the recipe?

[Amy Schneider @Jeopardamy]

I’d like to thank all the people who have taken the time, during this busy holiday season, to reach out and explain to me that, actually, I’m a man. Every single one of you is the first person ever to make that very clever point, which had never once before crossed my mind 🙏

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Welcome to the Biden family, Willow!

[Steph Simons @StephSimons]

Good morning everyone except Jake Gyllenhaal.

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

She already won. That part. #SimoneBiles

[Steph Simons @StephSimons]

And my heart is in pieces once again.

Thanks for another awesome adventure @MarvelStudios #BlackWidow

[Jessica Sutta MX @JessicaSuttaMX]

Family portrait of the princess Britney Spears holding her sister Jamie Lynn Spears #FreeBritney

[dev (real) @SurajNair4]

to everyone asking why wasn’t Paul Rudd at the reunion, he was clearly there and Lisa Kudrow just flicked him over 😔😔