Stephanie Joyce

Mistakes are the portals of discovery.

[Stephanie Joyce @StephanieAJoyce]

@JamesClear I ♥️your newsletter. I also ♥️ the sentiment in Rita Levi-Montalcini’s quote so I am trying desperately to ignore their misuse of the word “unique”. Since the definition of unique is “one of a kind” something cannot be really unique. It either is unique or it is not.

[Stephanie Joyce @StephanieAJoyce]

@Expedia is your site down? I’ve been trying to book a flight for HOURS and keep getting an error to “try again later”. Customer service was no help.

[Stephanie Joyce @StephanieAJoyce]

The Dodgers’ magic number is 16. It’s AUGUST.
If you aren’t astounded by the sheer dominance shown by that fact, you either don’t understand what a magic number is (forgivable) or are determined to be a hater (unforgivable-evolve please). #dodgersforlife #winforvin💙⚾️🎙

[Stephanie Joyce @StephanieAJoyce]

POV: The word “awesome” is exclusively non-verbal. I literally have not said that word out loud in 30 years but I write it in emails or texts daily.

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@RickBeyer2 @RNelly17 @SickoftheSwamp @adamcarolla @RobertABixler1 That is the most ignorant thing I’ve ever heard.

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@sunbuggy DO NOT RENT FROM THIS COMPANY!!!!!

[Stephanie Joyce @StephanieAJoyce]

When we finally spoke to a manager after being on hold for 45 minutes, we were told that despite stranding minors in the middle of a sand dune for the full length of the experience they would not issue a refund and took great time to explain how it was not their fault.

[Stephanie Joyce @StephanieAJoyce]

@sunbuggy When we reported the events, we were told to email customer services for a refund. We emailed, and made 2 phone calls with no response.

[Stephanie Joyce @StephanieAJoyce]

@sunbuggy By far the worst experience and worst customer service I've ever received. This company left 3 minors and 1 adult stranded in the middle of the sand dunes for the entire length of the ride without response to multiple requests for help. We had to find our own way back.

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DID THAT JUST HAPPEN? Did Will Smith for real just punch Chris Rock and cuss him out on live television?? Is this real life or the best scripted moment in Hollywood history? #Oscars2022

[Stephanie Joyce @StephanieAJoyce]

I’m sorry. If a man did that Covid test bit on the Oscars he could be demonized but we’re all supposed to laugh because it’s a woman sexualizing men? Feels gross to me. #icallbs

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In a surprise 2 no one @Walmart has the world’s worst customer service. I’ve been in hold for 2 hrs because they lost my return and won’t refund me. #boycottwalmart

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@adamcarolla Mostly because she spells her name “Ashleigh”

[Stephanie Joyce @StephanieAJoyce]

“Do You Hear What I Hear makes me SMDH. I question the wisdom of these “wise” men who bring a shivering newborn silver & gold. Wise women would’ve brought blankets & planned a meal train for Mary and Joseph. But yeah, for sure bring silver and gold. Solid plan. Super wise.

[Stephanie Joyce @StephanieAJoyce]

“What’s better than having an opinion is having an actual INFORMED opinion.” - Maggie Dodge 11/15/21 #preachitgirl #thatsmyfrienddroppingtruth

[Stephanie Joyce @StephanieAJoyce]

Today, I had a medical procedure under anesthesia. Afterward, the nurse gave me the standard warnings…rest, don’t drink alcohol, don’t make any major decisions, etc. She then asked what I was going to do for the rest of the day and I said “Do a bunch of heroin and buy a boat.”

[Stephanie Joyce @StephanieAJoyce]

I’ve worked from home for years. I don’t minimize the real losses people suffered in the last 18 months, but I legitimately mourn that I can no longer work in my pajamas, makeup-less with bed head because we’ve decided to embrace Zoom for meetings. #RIPtheconferencecall

[Stephanie Joyce @StephanieAJoyce]

Happiness means accepting life’s incontrovertible truths, like 1) accountability is vital to being a good human, 2) words and actions are more important than intentions, and 3) I am incapable of successfully navigating the transition from the northbound 5 to the northbound 405.

[Stephanie Joyce @StephanieAJoyce]

So just to clarify, abortion is murder but using fetal stem cells to treat your Covid…totally fine. Do I have that right? #texashypocrite

[Stephanie Joyce @StephanieAJoyce]

I’m my continually baffled that my iPhone knows how much REM sleep I get and what kind of lawn chairs I like, but it can’t recognize my face with a mask on.