Stephanie Culbertson

[Stephanie Culbertson @StephanieCulbe1]

@notquiteold ❤️‍🩹

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I will not plant my begonias until I find out where that 23-ton rocket will crash land.

[TrivWorks @TrivWorks]

After masks, let’s all do capes

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Enzo. His bed got a new squeaker feature. Must’ve come with the latest pupdate. 13/10 very exciting

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Savage. Whenever his legs are struggling in the snow, he simply activates his ears. 14/10

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of ROGET'S THESAURUS crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, and dumbfounded!

[DJ Judd @DJJudd]

Happy August 1st, or as it’s now known, Happy March 152nd.

[BBC Philharmonic Orchestra @BBCPhilharmonic]

🎁🎉 Happy Birthday @RealSirTomJones from all of us here at the BBC Philharmonic 🎶
@BBCRadio2 @BBCNorthPR @bbcarts @BBCWales @BBCRadioWales

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I can accurately judge a person based on their refrigerator magnets.

[gv @gentv10]

my shoes probably think i died

[Stephanie Culbertson @StephanieCulbe1]

Since we’ll all be wearing masks soon, I wonder how long it will take for companies to pay people to advertise their name on masks?

[Alabama Football @AlabamaFTBL]

A special message from Head Coach Nick Saban.

#StayHomeStaySafe #InThisTogether

[Andrew Lloyd Webber @OfficialALW]

I didn’t think I’d ever get such a response to this little tryout! Here I am in my own self-isolation. The song that came out on top was ‘All I Ask Of You’ - ALW

[San Diego Zoo Safari Park @sdzsafaripark]

Nipho was the only one who brought his swim trunks to the elle pool party 💦 (sound on at :19 for whiny Nipho trumpets)

[San Diego Zoo Safari Park @sdzsafaripark]

Throw some dirt in the air and roll around like you just don't care 🙌 #pachydermpair

[Holland Beck @hollaa_backk]

if you’ve ever used a frat house bathroom you’re immune to the coronavirus

[San Diego Zoo Safari Park @sdzsafaripark]

canceling plans is ok. wearing wrapping paper as a hat is ok. taking your trunk everywhere with you is ok. being the cutest creature on the face of the earth is ok. do what you need to do to cope.