Stephanie Disch

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I just said “right, I think I might have a cup of tea” and someone replied “why?”

Most ridiculous question I’ve ever heard.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I’ll have a look in a second”

Translation: Go away.

[𝕏 Dogs @_XDogs]

🤗🐕‍🦺

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

One visit to the fridge = one slice of cheese as a reward for visiting the fridge.

It’s just the rules.

[Dolphin Project @Dolphin_Project]

BREAKING: Lolita (also known as Tokitae), the subject of a decades-long, global movement to retire her to a seaside sanctuary, has died at Miami Seaquarium. Details on our blog at: https://t.co/XlJpnB3jiy

[Fabulous Finn®️ @K9Finn]

We are at £35,000 and it’s been 9 days since Finn passed peacefully.
His petition reached its target in 11 days. I wonder if Finn’s friends and family can help him reach his new target in 11 days too so that his story and legacy can go on forever.

https://t.co/bhPUuyWmEl

[Fabulous Finn®️ @K9Finn]

I wanted to say a massive heartfelt thank you to Everyone for all of your kind messages and comments🐾
I am completely heartbroken and this has been the hardest week of my life 💔

He was such a brave, strong, loyal boy and I miss him so much 💔

https://t.co/xhmxcKsNsK

[The Sage @SarkySage]

“It’s the closest I get to spirituality, just watching a dog”

"They're the greatest thing on earth. A dog. They're amazing. They're magical."

Hear, hear @rickygervais 🐶🤩

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Sitting in a dressing gown, dipping a shard of Easter Egg into a cup of tea. And my teacher said I’d never succeed in life!

[Born Free Foundation @BornFreeFDN]

"I refuse to accept that in my lifetime... the last wild rhino will be poached for its horn, the last tract of rainforest levelled, and the last whale was turned into a bar of soap. And that I stood by and did nothing about it."

- Virginia McKenna OBE

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Pancake Day Schedule:

- Wake up
- See if Father Pancake has been
- Open all your pancakes
- Cook Pancake Lunch
- Watch King’s Pancake Speech
- Fall asleep for a bit
- Watch a pancake film
- Make sandwich from pancake leftovers
- Bed

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“If you say so” - Translation: You're wrong but never mind.

[Fabulous Finn®️ @K9Finn]

I prefer dogs over humans any day….

[DFB-Team @DFB_Team]

Das sollte selbstverständlich sein. Ist es aber leider immer noch nicht. Deshalb ist uns diese Botschaft so wichtig.

Uns die Binde zu verbieten, ist wie den Mund zu verbieten. Unsere Haltung steht. 2/2

[DFB-Team @DFB_Team]

Wir wollten mit unserer Kapitänsbinde ein Zeichen setzen für Werte, die wir in der Nationalmannschaft leben: Vielfalt und gegenseitiger Respekt. Gemeinsam mit anderen Nationen laut sein. Es geht dabei nicht um eine politische Botschaft: Menschenrechte sind nicht verhandelbar. 1/2

[Ren Geekness @RenGeekness]

Thank you Robbie Coltrane for leaving us with Hagrid forever, you were a treasure.
RIP 🖤

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

‘May flights of Angels sing thee to thy rest.’

In loving memory of Her Majesty The Queen.

1926 - 2022