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[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

“You’ve got a friend in me.”

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

Happy Birthday, Chris. You rock. 🎂

[KTVU @KTVU]

The USPS worker noticed the mail piling up on the front porch, and trusted her instinct that something wasn’t right inside the home.​ https://t.co/hDO2wpoTbb

[MJ Hegar @mjhegar]

A pro-Cornyn Super PAC is using a photo of my tattoos to make me seem "radical." That's pretty funny to me.

You think I'm ashamed of them? They cover my shrapnel wounds from when my helicopter was shot down. They're a mark of my service to our country. I'm damn proud of them.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

He’s 👏 literally 👏 in 👏 court 👏 RIGHT 👏 NOW 👏 fighting 👏 to 👏 do 👏 the 👏 exact 👏 opposite 👏

[Karen X. Cheng @karenxcheng]

How to hide from your boss on Zoom @zoom_us #harrypotter #invisibilitycloak

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Perhaps Donald Trump doesn’t like the Postal Service because it delivers.

[Jordan Klepper @jordanklepper]

GROWN MAN PUTS ON SEATBELT FOR FIRST TIME AFTER SUMMER OF CAR WRECKS https://t.co/14v7wWbVCM

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

Unprecedented, historic corruption: an American president commutes the sentence of a person convicted by a jury of lying to shield that very president.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

This is art. https://t.co/ZPJxHu20TV

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Luminous beings are we... ALL.

[Name Cannot Be Blank @StephanieLane1]

Stop saying "all lives matter."

[Name Cannot Be Blank @StephanieLane1]

The account copying Trump's tweets got suspended for "glorifying violence." 🤨

[Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar]

Experiment Update - Well it finally happened. Took longer than expected. 12 hour suspension and had to delete the offending tweet. Here’s the screenshots @suspendthepres. Will post to the account when suspension is lifted.

[Name Cannot Be Blank @StephanieLane1]

Our backyard squirrel eats out of my hand now. I've decided her name is Dolores. I'll let you know if I find a way to get her to help with housework. #DisneyPrincess

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

.@POTUS This is not a game. Anyone with a single brain cell can guess who is right about this. People are actually going to die as a direct result of you ignoring your own guidelines & the public health experts and scientists who work for you. We now officially at #deafcon3

[Ray [REDACTED] @RayRedacted]

@karaswisher @atrupar God bless the Internet.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Guess who’s back

[Name Cannot Be Blank @StephanieLane1]

@cubicletroll Ugh that's the worst😩 Bring your own little wastebasket & a bottle of Pepto into the conference room. Maybe the meeting will end surprisingly early! 🤢☠️

[Name Cannot Be Blank @StephanieLane1]

Some of you didn't grow up listening to Ozzy singing War Pigs & it really shows.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

If you come for the queen, you best not miss.