Stephanie Simpson

I've only got a day job to fund my pole dancing addiction. Girlfriend to the best chef I know @Dave_stagg

[Stephanie Simpson @StephaniexKate]

@_shelbyxxx Do the shoot!!! 🥰

[Stephanie Simpson @StephaniexKate]

@_shelbyxxx You're still doing this? 😂

[Stephanie Simpson @StephaniexKate]

@_shelbyxxx Good 😍

[Stephanie Simpson @StephaniexKate]

@_shelbyxxx Me, on a regular 💁‍♀️ I don't get hangovers from it anymore either (famous last words)

[Clelia Theodorou @Clelia_Theo]

sorry but this defeats all purpose?? I don’t understand how this is ok??

[Stephanie Simpson @StephaniexKate]

@_shelbyxxx Yes because you could have done them all 🙄🤸‍♀️

[Stephanie Simpson @StephaniexKate]

@_shelbyxxx Do it, let me know when it's up, I'll be round 😂

[Stephanie Simpson @StephaniexKate]

@ASOS I ordered a dress on 21st November, it's still not arrived! Can you find out where it is?!

[Stephanie Simpson @StephaniexKate]

@MrsHelenTP Happily 😍😍😍 salt and vinegar are the best.

[Stephanie Simpson @StephaniexKate]

@MrsHelenTP I have no words.... you have disappointed me.

[Stephanie Simpson @StephaniexKate]

@OliverSimpson18 Nothing different to normal then.

[Saga @SagaUK]

Follow & RT to #Win tickets to @TheWiggles #BigShow T&Cs https://t.co/gfRRKTSHPT #competition #giveaway #freebiefriday #prizedraw Ends 30/06

[Stephanie Simpson @StephaniexKate]

@SnatchHQ I won a frisbee 😃

[AO @ao]

Wow! We are now selling the #new #iPad! To celebrate we are giving you the chance to #WIN one! 🎉🎉 RT for a chance! #FREEBIEFRIDAY

[Stephanie Simpson @StephaniexKate]

@_earlshelby 😂 whats she done?

[Stephanie Simpson @StephaniexKate]

@_earlshelby Start pole dancing you'll get the strength to pull it back then 😏

[Stephanie Simpson @StephaniexKate]

@OliverSimpson18 Can we turn you off, I can't stand you?

[Stephanie Simpson @StephaniexKate]

@_earlshelby Do you want to borrow the hedge trimmer??

[Chloe Print-Lambert @ChloeAlicePL]

Those that have asked, this is my #diysos poem. I wrote it at 4am whilst in hospital desperate to share the overwhelming thanks I felt ❤️

[Stephanie Simpson @StephaniexKate]

@OliverSimpson18 me or mum?