Stephen B. Smith

Kevin Durant’s Burner Account

[Stephen B. Smith @StephenAHotTake]

Trump it’s time to fire up the apaches, F15s, B2 bombers, and park the USS Gerald Ford off the coast of Brussels.

It’s time to Maduro the Belgian President.

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ESPN used to be a great network where they would announce breaking news in the sports world when it happens. The Dusty May News is like 30 min old and no mention of it. What a shame

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@NWStornado I’m not sure how many people you have working tonight, but @MaxVelocityWX has single handedly beaten you to the punch multiple times tonight.

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THE UK IS SO COOKED BRO

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Horrific scenes in North Belfast tonight as an invader was caught trying to behead a man in the middle of the street!

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@NBA you’re lying. It’s not being broadcasted in 214 countries because there aren’t even 214 countries in the world??? Who told you this???

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This is a near statistical impossibility. Raman has surpassed Pratt at a rate where she would have had to be getting nearly 50% of votes. Something is not right.

[Decision Desk HQ @DecisionDeskHQ]

Decision Desk HQ projects Nithya Raman wins the second of two spots in the CA Los Angeles Mayor Nonpartisan Primary

#DecisionMade: 7:57 PM EDT

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I’m so sick and tired of Iran bro

They’re never gonna give up. They’re just a terrorist state that spouts fallacious moral arguments about their rational. This is why the U.S. won’t be able to win a war in the modern era. We can’t win against those who don’t care & have no rules

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: EXPLOSIONS reported in Erbil, Iraq, Bahrain and Kuwait

Significant air defense activity ongoing

IRGC says they’re targeting US bases.

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You ever wonder why Ebola outbreaks only ever happens in Africa?

Because these mfs are eating the bats that contain the virus.

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Since when did Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren get so hot???

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I don’t give a fuck if you say anything besides a wedge you are a Good Good Pit Viper Sunglasses wearing 20+ handicap

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

How would you play this golf shot? ⛳️🏌️

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Uber Eats / DoorDash be like:

Congrats! Jeff is picking up your order!

Then

Jeff has 78 stops along the way.
(Estimated arrival: 3 hours and 26 minutes later than we first told you)

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Tony Brothers and his reffing crew might be worse than ADOLF HITLER

I FUCKING HATE OKC

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NO FOUL?!?!?

REF

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A Wemby fade away fuck you buzzer beater incoming

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THEY HAVE A TIMEOUT, DECIDE NOT TO USE IT
CURRY (Wemby) WAY DOWNTOWN…

BANG
BANG

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The U.S. to Cuba if they ever try to fly one of those pussy ahhh Iranian Shahed drones into the Southernmost Point of the Continental USA landmark:

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Cuba has reportedly acquired more than 300 military drones & discussed plans to target Guantanamo Bay, nearby U.S. military vessels, & possibly Key West.

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Scottie Scheffler looks like me on the greens out there. Worst putting performance I’ve ever seen. Almost looks as bad as Riggs putting stroke! @RiggsBarstool

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DRAKE HAS BROKEN SPOTIFY

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If I had a dollar for every time Abby Phillip interrupted a conservative guest, I could have submitted an all cash offer at a premium and saved Spirit Airlines.

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The Orlando Magic have scored 12 points in the last 18 minutes of regulation. What the FUCK🤣