Stephen Abel

Storyteller. Former reporter. Asheville Pun Champion. @UF grad.

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@LauraRutledge Feels like old times.

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@KennyMoralesTV Uh, what about @GatorsMBK?

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@MattGalka Imagine how sad he would be if no reporters were in the room.

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In honor of @KaceyMusgraves performing as the musical guest this week on @nbcsnl, I would love for her (and all of you) to listen to my cousin-in-law’s (@HenryPepinMusic) hit song “Kacey” found here https://t.co/cP1SNbvwOd and wherever music is streamed. #SNL #Kacey #HenryPepin

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@MattGalka He was too toxic. It’s time to heal and move on. Learn how to Jordan Love again.

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Happy annual @macantone day!

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Happy early Mother’s Day from my new friend, @macantone!

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People don’t talk enough about the future serial killer that is Little Bunny Foo Foo and his dangerous obsession of bopping those poor field mice on the head. #dadlife

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@Ashevegas It’s actually spelled “faucet”

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@MattGalka Same boat

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I just feel like this has to be said. @qatarairways missed a major opportunity by not calling themselves “Air Qatar”.

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Just means we are spoiled. #GoGators

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FINAL: Tennessee 38 Florida 33

Gators start 0-2 in the SEC for the first time since 1986.

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@MattGalka Prime commentary.

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It’s a good day to have a good day.

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@Amee_Dom

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@JamesBuechele Wordle 293 2/6

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@MattGalka Bella: “Dad take my pic. It’ll be Monumental.”

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Fun psychological thriller movie idea: Folks who irrationally trash talk the media are immediately transported on location with @clarissaward.

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@MattGalkaFox10 It’ll be monumental.

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@JamesBuechele Don’t mean to brag, but it’s a good day to have a good day.

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