Stephen T. Colbert

That's right, I'm the REAL Stephen Colbert.

[Stephen T. Colbert @StephenColbert_]

The beginnings of a screenplay about Trump as an 85-year old used car salesman: https://t.co/MnT8B8MXWn

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CALLED IT.

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It's @realDonaldTrump's Presidential portrait!

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Now you can FINALLY get @realDonaldTrump to apologize for something! https://t.co/Yxu8RdrEV7

[Walt Mosspuppet @[email protected] @mosspuppet]

People say "America is X" or "This is not America", referring to some imagined Platonic Ideal of the country that they hold, as there's a specific America (or other country, of course) to harken back to, and they're both wrong. They're all wrong.

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This is important, you guys. https://t.co/qes52wDOqB

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Expert tracking is super cool. https://t.co/L0OXwyf5V5 (follow @heyblundit)

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It's @realDonaldTrump's Presidential portrait!

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In Defence of Racists, by Donald Trump: https://t.co/6g5SMj10Mw

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You might as well be sharing a poll from Narnia, Mr. Trump. https://t.co/TD2uIDIrtr

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you! #MAGA #AmericaFirst

[Stephen T. Colbert @StephenColbert_]

If you like deep-fried chicken, you're going to really love this. THAT's AN ORDER. https://t.co/cZhwff8tSS

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ATTENTION, AMERICA: This is what @realDonaldTrump's dick is thinking right this minute: https://t.co/8RcR0KVx2d

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This fake autobiography of Donald Trump is pretty amazing. And it's only a dollar! You should get it. https://t.co/Fq8bDuQILr

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MAN, These sugar cookies look nice. https://t.co/xJbY8DnwBd

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I have no control over the show.

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.@AndySwan You mis-spelled "narcissistic idiots who think that anyone who disagrees with them must be a self-loathing apologist."

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When people tell you we need to eat insects, do you freak out? YOU SHOULDN'T, because look at this pasta! https://t.co/JNqGgupITy

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@texasman2008 @colbertlateshow @StephenAtHome Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

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Does the idea of eating insects freak you out? IT SHOULDN'T. https://t.co/GUsG8HdcVO

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If you think @realDonaldTrump's a tool, download this fake autobiography (FREE TODAY) that totally makes fun of him: https://t.co/76DNS6ktJD