ꇙ𝖙𝖊ᩏꫝ𝖊ɳɢꪮιԃ☯️

𝐏𝖚𝖙𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 ԃ𝖎𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖉 𝖔𝖓 𝕵𝖊𝖘𝖚𝖘 𝖓𝖔ƚ 𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘☯️𝖚𝖓𝖎𝖇𝖊𝖓 ₳ℓ𝖚𝖒ɳ𝖚క🧑🏾‍🎓ρσt̶t̶𝕖ɾ🧑‍🎨𝚃𝖗𝐚𝖉𝐞𝐫💱ꪑ𝐚𝖓𝖚𝐭𝖉🔱Λ𝖋𝖗ꪮɾ𝖆𝚟𝖊🎶

[ꇙ𝖙𝖊ᩏꫝ𝖊ɳɢꪮιԃ☯️ @StephenGold00]

Who is a Nigerian?
Who is a Religious individual?
Who is a tribesman?

When the chips are down, where do I really belong??

[Sir David Onyemaizu🦍 @SirDavidBent]

Quote this tweet whatever you're thinking about right now.

[NASIRU @iamnasboi]

Tomorrow, my earnings from X will be taken to a designated hospital. All of it
If lending my voice got some 💵 I will give it back to the people i speak for.
This change will start from me

[IGBO History & Facts @IgboHistoFacts]

Abia State Governor, Alex Otti, reveals plans to build a FIFA-standard 35,000-capacity stadium in Aba

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

While Nigerians are busy focusing on Tinubu on insecurity. Yesterday, Senator Adams Oshiomole raised a motion in the senate demanding a probe into how the billions being allocated to security are being spent. He also demanded a probe to find out who commanded the security forces to be withdrawn moments prior to the Kebbi school kidnapping.
Guess what?
The Senators rejected the motion.
The evil senators we ignore and focus on Tinubu.
HOLD YOUR LAW MAKERS ACCOUNTABLE TOO!!!

[Stella @StellaaSports]

Y’all can do everything But stand in the bus

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You're dating your Gen Z girlfriend, & you invite her to your house.

Instead of her to bring along fruits, or branch the market to purchase food items that she would use to cook, she'll come with 2 G-strings, a black bra, kY-jelly, make up kits, phone, ringlight & tripod.

End.

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Casemiro on a funny moment he experienced at Manchester United this season:

🗣️ Casemiro:

“I remember the game against Fulham. Cunha dribbles into the box, gets fouled and the referee immediately points to the penalty spot. We were celebrating already. Then the Fulham players surrounded the referee and started protesting.

VAR checked it and decided the foul was actually outside the box. So the penalty was cancelled and we got a free-kick instead. At that point I remember looking at Cunha and thinking: 'These guys have just made your effort fruitless.'

Then Bruno puts in an unbelievable ball and I score from the free-kick. After the game, me and Cunha went over to their captain and asked him: 'Be honest... which one would you have preferred? The penalty or the free-kick goal?' He looked at us and said: 'Please... just leave me alone.' Then we thanked him for the protest and walked away.”

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Dear @WhatsApp

Give us a feature that enables us to ‘disable calls’ even when we’re online.

Thank You!

[OCHE💔 @Dan_baba04]

Omo stingy with your money o, E hard to bounce back die 😂😂

[Mayor Of Calabar @Uno_009]

A government that reacts faster to criticism than to the killing of its citizens has lost its purpose.

[OLORUNWA 👑 @GODDEYGD22]

This man struck gold

The Rule of Thumb with Women and Relationships

Any woman that is not actively trying to help you reduce spendings or save money is not the one for you

Know this and know peace

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Can I beg that after elections

All campaign buses be converted to Ambulances and donated across the country to save lives

Some can also be converted to school buses

[ajay @1meajay]

it means where i did (60/4 = 15) you should do (60/4 = 30/2 = 15)

[TonySnip3r @tonysnip3r]

The most gangsta thing you can do is get mad at yourself for wasting your potential and then rebuild your entire life from that anger.
Don't ever settle, you're made for more.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

You mean to tell me that…

Of all the thousands/millions of Pastors on earth

It has never been recorded that just ONE went to a hospital(where there are hundreds of sick people).. And made the lame walk or make a blind person see ?

I’m not even playing again, una too stup!d🤣

[BIG DUKE @DukeDarls]

- If your mama still dey alive, flex her o

- If you papa still dey alive, flex him o

- If you get siblings, stretch hand reach their side o

Nothing dey this life oh, life is so fickle, anything can happen. Family is all you’ve got. Love and take care of yours.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Dear Young Nigerians,

One lesson from the 2023 elections, particularly in Lagos, should never be forgotten.

In the period following the presidential election and leading up to the governorship election, we witnessed a troubling shift in public discourse. Conversations that should have focused on competence, governance, development, and the future of our nation were gradually diverted towards tribal sentiments, ethnic divisions, and unnecessary suspicion among citizens.

Many sincere and well-meaning Nigerians participated in these conversations without realising that they were being drawn into narratives carefully designed by others.

Throughout history, whenever politicians find it difficult to compete on ideas, performance, character, or vision, some resort to exploiting the fault lines of ethnicity, religion, and identity. Their calculation is simple: a divided people are easier to manipulate than a united people.

Today, I see similar efforts emerging again, sometimes in more subtle and sophisticated ways. Narratives are planted, amplified, and circulated, often by individuals who genuinely believe they are defending a worthy cause, without recognizing the broader agenda behind such campaigns.

Let me state clearly that Pastor Enoch Adeboye remains one of the foremost fathers of faith in our nation. For decades, he has consistently preached the virtues of peace, prayer, love, reconciliation, and national unity. Even when faced with provocation, his response has always reflected humility, restraint, wisdom, and grace.

At 84 years of age, it would be unfair for young and able-bodied Nigerians to transfer to him responsibilities that properly belong to them. The task of building a better Nigeria rests primarily on the shoulders of the younger generation. It is their duty to lead the conversations, champion the reforms, and drive the positive change our nation urgently requires.

We must be careful not to become instruments in the hands of those who secretly nurture division while publicly preaching unity. In most cases, their target is not the individual being attacked; instead, it is the person who is attacking. Their real objective is to weaken the bonds that hold us together as one people and one nation.

I therefore urge all young Nigerians: do not allow anyone to recruit you into hatred. Do not allow anyone to weaponise your ethnicity, your faith, or your admiration for respected leaders.

Question every narrative. Verify every claim. Follow the facts. Resist manipulation.

The Nigeria of our dreams can only be built by citizens who refuse to be divided, who choose unity over hatred, and who place our collective future above narrow interests.

A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Conor 🔴🇾🇪 @conordawson41]

Éderson + Fernandes for £100m is by far better than going for Anderson (£100-£120m)

Top it off then with a Tonali, Tchouaméni or someone else & it’s a proper midfield rebuild imo

#MUFC 🔴🇾🇪

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

As a person who wants to go far in life, learn not to talk too much.