Stephen Omitoki

Changing the world, one curly brace at a time.

[Football Art @art_foot]

FIFA ranked Eusebio 3rd best player of 21st century, just behind Pelé and Maradona.
He won CLs with Benfica and bronze medal in WC 66 as best goal scorer.

But Cristiano fans tell us that portuguese history began with their WC flop.

[Negan.pkl @alase_ayorinde]

2 years ago, I landed in this country 🇺🇸🇺🇸

PhD Candidate ✅
Several scholarships ✅
National awards ✅
Published Papers✅
AWS Conference(Fully sponsored)✅
Student Org. Leader✅
Job offers✅
Invest in more people✅
Travelled to 13 states in the US✅
Co-Founder✅
Thank you God❤️

[aiseee @aiseonlyone]

Dumplings maker 😂

[devseb @astrohound]

So before we start the meeting, let’s go around the room and introduce yourself

[Tennis TV @TennisTV]

Cruz CONTROL 🙌

22 years after his dad @lleytonhewitt won the title, 17-year-old Cruz Hewitt becomes the youngest match winner at #MubadalaDCOpen since Nishikori in 2007!

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

They now have 617 tour-level wins combined.

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

WOW.

17yo Cruz Hewitt (#618), son of the former #1 and Hall of Famer Lleyton Hewitt, doesn't face a break point on his ATP MD debut, beats #85 Marcos Giron 6-3, 6-4 and reaches the R2 in Washington, his 1st ATP win and *by far* the best win of his life.

Will enter the top 400!

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

How to play the main theme from INTERSTELLAR.

[Captain Insight @CaptainInsightX]

the one software engineer who actually understands the legacy code.

[GitHub @github]

Maintainers: You don’t need to be a security engineer to improve your project’s security. 🔐

Enable these 6 free GitHub settings in under 30 minutes. 🧵

[Prema 🇦🇷🇦🇷 @Prema_Chinweze]

No be to born six children, ballon d’or go reach all of them to hold at once?😭😭😭

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

Asked a nerd friend why he suddenly looked upset and he said, choking back tears, “we’ll never know what Von Neumann could have done with this level of compute”

[Lucas👽 @Dapsondonttrip_]

“bros the polo na 35k……”

[𝘕𝘰𝘶𝘪 @Noui_12]

Le moustique qui a fait l’effort de monter jusqu’au 8eme étage pour rentrer chez moi, c’est forcément un problème personnel

[𝐉𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐲’𝐬 𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 👨🏾‍💻 @xclusivestories]

that second leg of the song though 😮‍💨

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatter]

The close relationship between the FIFA President and the US President has reached a financial dimension that is deeply damaging football. No one has the right to sell our game. #GianniInfantino #DonaldTrump #FIFA #UEFA #USA #Sellout

[autist @litteralyme0]

real

[Winna F.C. @WinnaFC]

🚨| WORLD RECORD: Messi in his whole career has never been eliminated in the Group Stages.😳

NOT EVEN ONCE IN 36 TOURNAMENTS.😱

[J Martins @Realjmartins]

His Excellency @alexottiofr have just stepped in on the health issues of our Nollywood legendary actress Mrs ngozi nwosu to approve the first part of our medical bills

While we sincerely appreciate His Excellency, we still appeal to kind hearted Nigerians to please support her in any way possible you can

On behalf of the creative industry, we all Thank you immensely My leader

Ndewo sir