Stephen Payette

Just trying my best so my future dog has a great life

[Stephen Payette @StephenPayette]

@_Simon_Marshall @spencer_dunn Correct 🦊 hope you like it!!!

[Stephen Payette @StephenPayette]

@BryanCranston crangrats

[Stephen Payette @StephenPayette]

For lent this year I’m giving up

[Stephen Payette @StephenPayette]

@truckly4long Thank you Carly! I’m happy with this as my yearly tweet

[Stephen Payette @StephenPayette]

All pants are tearaway pants if you’re not a coward

[Stephen Payette @StephenPayette]

@mattwrightcomic @darkestimeline Forever

[Stephen Payette @StephenPayette]

This is gonna be tough! Both sides made a lot of interesting and thought provoking noises #Debates2020

[Stephen Payette @StephenPayette]

@TheRyanDillon Well done sir

[Stephanie Tobin @stephtobin_]

Anyone who believes NL does not have racism, may I please direct you to the CBCNL Facebook comments section for a swift reality check 🙃

[Fairly Tubular @Cheesefurter]

[3rd question in a game of 20 Questions]
"is it California?"
Anthony Kiedis: "yeah"

[Stephen Payette @StephenPayette]

The word catapult sounds like it was designed to absolutely LAUNCH a cat

[Stephen Payette @StephenPayette]

In baseball, why are the coaches also dressed to play?? Like sorry chuck, but you just turned 67, you’re not going in.

[Stephen Payette @StephenPayette]

I’m disagree, I do not hope your email finds me

[glenys @glenys_marshall]

I hope this email finds MY SON, HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON

[Stephen Payette @StephenPayette]

@mattwrightcomic @yimmygee @MikeFardy Hahahahahahahaha

[Stephen Payette @StephenPayette]

I’m glad they named those hornets something that wouldn’t freak people out!

[Stephen Payette @StephenPayette]

@jermnolan Oh god

[col @colinoquotes]

Looks like it’s time for another Quentin Tarantino Quarantine Tino Tonitini Martini

[Stephen Payette @StephenPayette]

Anyone have any tips on working from home?? I’m finding it super hard to do without a job

[Stephen Payette @StephenPayette]

I came back to Twitter after 5 years to make THIS horrible joke.

[Stephen Payette @StephenPayette]

Narrator: Welcome back to Italian Shark Tank

Guy eating a meatball sub: Ehhh, what's the big idea!!!