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a little to the left of the middle of nowhere

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You lurkin or what ma

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thumbs down out the window when someone littered on the parkway today

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That’s your champion?

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So turns out that “weird feeling” is a food allergy

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Extra haunted today and for WHAT

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Is the haunt still necessary

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You know the people felt what you were saying when they tell you “your jersey really came out on that one”

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Not every cover is better than the original, but Jennifer Saunders knew what she was doing on that Shrek 2 soundtrack.

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It’s all coming together

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Shit has me checking the Schumann Resonance

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There’s no way there’s a correlation there can’t be

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Looking for a black-eye specialist

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Cleared up the initial confusion, but now I’m confused about everything else

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Appreciate the voicemail but I’m still so confused

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Happy Father’s Day to the one and only (me)

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Being in a mosh pit used to mean something

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Every few years i rediscover my own unrelenting love for popcorn and every few years its a problem

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2026 mood has been Adam Sandler crying while driving a silboat and singing along to "Wouldn't It Be Nice" by The Beach Boys

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One day someone is going to say “cold foam” to me for the last time and I’ll never have to make it again

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RKS really popped off with Never Have I Ever

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Critical thinking is critically underrated

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No you’re so funny!!! Hysterical!!! I didn’t know the laugh factory was mobile!!