ALANNA

[mya ⋆˚✿ @sparklingpeach_]

the weed smell mixing with the notes of a fall candle and some cookies

[Monarchive @__sugarvenom]

You ate the squirrel too?!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Next August , 2027 at this exact time, you will be standing in the places you used to dream about. Living your most beautiful rich life. Send this to yourself.

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

when i say gang shit i mean:
drinking water
smoking weed
petting animals
uplifting the homies

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I was 7 watching 1000 ways to die on Spike TV

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

When I'm trying to enjoy life but then I remember I'm an adult in 2026 and ain't shit funny

[sunny ⭐ @sunlithetarot]

stop worrying about how it will happen. just know that it will. the right doors will open, the right people will enter, and the right opportunities will find you. stay patient, and let the magic unfold in divine timing.

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[tina ୨ৎ @mjmemoir]

miss you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow

[katie !! biopic era🪩 @SUP3RS0AKERS]

i assure you, that immortality will cradle you gently in its arms.
and you will be forever known

[blue @bluewmist]

There is a very specific female fatigue that comes from knowing exactly what is happening, explaining exactly what is happening, being told you are overreacting, and then watching exactly what is happening happen with excellent punctuality.

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

The Statue of Liberty is missing following the Knicks championship in New York City.

[han ⏾ @tlcforthepyts]

it’s always “i love you” but never “sltmhlybctmlmfywmdicmyfaabttyglymedsipyttywabtliml”

[Legally, Stephen Peragino @StephenPeragino]

2026 mood has been Adam Sandler crying while driving a silboat and singing along to "Wouldn't It Be Nice" by The Beach Boys

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

[viviaced @viviaced]

She deserved at least 3 grammys for this

[T ✨🌷 @EveryTaye]

Everyone that ever told me that wasn’t Michael Jackson as a kid owes me an apology I knew what tf I heard

[misa! @misak1nz]

not the person i want to be yet but far from the person i was