Stephen Swift

Bringing sexy back, and hoping to get a credit note.
Dublin based actor, limerick based poet

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

@ryano Hi Ryan. A test tweet to see if this will keep @StephenTheSwift from deactivation. I'm sure Stevie would have had something witty or Star Wars-ish to tweet about reactivation but we'll just have to imagine what that might be... Deirdre x

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

#tbt My first ever job at @gatetheatredub way back in 2007 with some total legends https://t.co/tuN20r4xJ6

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

@ryano https://t.co/e2Sz8KrDjz

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I turned Piers Morgan’s Trump interview into the “Steamed Hams” scene from The Simpsons. Enjoy!

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

@ESBNetworks power out on Eden Terrace, Glasthule but street lights across the road on Eden Road lower are working.

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

🎶 "Licensed figures, robots in disguise" 🎶

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

@ryano It's so challenging, getting close to you's what I'm imagining.

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

@ryano Very right and proper.

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

@ccswifty I feel ya. You just have to work your fingers around the pole so the leaning offender gets creeped out and gets the message.

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

@iowahawkblog Use of "Amphitheatre" for a location which resembles an ancient Greek theatre. An Amphitheatre is circular or oval (Coliseum in Rome). Ancient Greek theatres are semi-circular (Delphi, Epidaurus).

[Abby Lamb @labbylamb]

@iowahawkblog Stop using "___ and I" in every instance where you refer to yourself and another person. "___ and me" is frequently the grammatically correct word choice.
"Tom and I went to the store."
"Come to the store with Tom and me."

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

@markohalloran It's no Cork.

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

@rorywnolan @peterdaly10 #lockupyourspreadsheets

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

@rorywnolan @peterdaly10 He's not even joking.

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

@phlaimeaux @WeeMissBea I'll try. I can't ignore the stunning wallpaper action in this pic though.

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

I spent most of 1984 aged 10, apart from about 9 days towards the end. #GifsFromWhenYouWere10

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

Quick Barry, jump on the hog, no time to explain.

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

@markohalloran Bang of @peterdaly10 off the place.

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

My favourite bit in movie trailers is when they play Tubthumping by Chumbawumba. #IGetKnockedDownButIGetUpAgain

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

@lukedgriffin Inclement Clement?

[Stephen Swift @StephenTheSwift]

@schemingboho Very poor.