Stephen X

I’m just here so I don’t get fined

[Stephen X @Stephenesque]

My algorithm has somehow become a mix of "Do you know what Anthropic just did? Here's what's new" to "Gluticular SPIKES his cortisol while austicmaxxing 🥀"

[Stephen X @Stephenesque]

This may be hardwired into my soul

[Stephen X @Stephenesque]

Good morning my entire feed is literally this

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It's absolutely exhausting

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

self-hating americans are so insufferable

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Delete this

[Acre @Acre108]

There is no word in English that means someone is 30% sure something will happen

[Stephen X @Stephenesque]

If you're gonna use ChatGPT—pls at least hide the damn em dash.

[Stephen X @Stephenesque]

Idk if it's just me but I feel like.....
everyone started saying "100%" as a casual response lately 😭

[Stephen X @Stephenesque]

@growing_daniel It's not Riley's responsibility to create a solution though

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@Whooooolian @elonmusk Fr ! 🗣️

[Stephen X @Stephenesque]

*clears throat*

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

so much has changed since then omg😭

[TheMentok @MentokThe]

Sonic 3 is the movie my teenaged self always wanted. I never thought I’d one day watch Sonic and Shadow beat the shit out of each other on the big screen. I need to see this one more time. #SonicMovie3

[Stephen X @Stephenesque]

The serotonin rush when you mute Teams’ hellish notifications for the next 4 days

[Stephen X @Stephenesque]

Me and @MentokThe on December 20th

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

SHOWTIME. Watch the new trailer for #SonicMovie3, and get your tickets now. Only in cinemas December 20.

https://t.co/j6SKfjK0fk

[Stephen X @Stephenesque]

@AndrewWriteCopy “Ultimate”

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@MentokThe

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@MerriamWebster Idiosyncratic

[Stephen X @Stephenesque]

Now this I believe

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@growing_daniel I did all my coding with just Diet Coke, burgers & pizza

[Stephen X @Stephenesque]

@teamfourstar @Lanipator Bought that amazing shirt back in 2014 and I still get cheerful YOOOOs from strangers in public lol