Stephanie

Wasteland Wanderer. Wishful Thinker.

[Stephanie @Stephw3687]

I tweet when I'm lonely.

[Stephanie @Stephw3687]

Are you trying to kiss me or steal my Carmex?

[Stephanie @Stephw3687]

Does happiness make you not tweet?

[Johnny blAze @J0hnnyBlaze]

How to pick up women if you have an accent:

1. Say anything

[Stephanie @Stephw3687]

Being an adult means I get to mix 2 cereals together and you don't get to judge me.

[Ryan @merican_ninjy]

"____________"- Me, drawing a blank.

[Stephanie @Stephw3687]

Make me forget to check my phone.

[Stephanie @Stephw3687]

"Someone has a case of the Mondays"

[Stephanie @Stephw3687]

Pause. Take a deep breath. Count to ten. Then lose your shit anyway.

[Stephanie @Stephw3687]

The most tragic part of my existence is that I'm an ugly crier.

[Stephanie @Stephw3687]

Home is where your phone charger is.

[Joses @JosesLovesYou]

*Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start*
"You've unlocked - Pent up anger towards your dad"
*cries for hours
"You've levelled up"

[Jamie Woodham @jwoodham]

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

[جســـــــار @Jassar_80]

I still blame El Niño for everything.

[جســـــــار @Jassar_80]

"We're a purrrrrrrrrfect match."

-alligator that thinks it's a cat, flirting unsuccessfully with another alligator

[Stephanie @Stephw3687]

Are you even screenshoting this conversation bro?

[Stephanie @Stephw3687]

There was a shooting at my apartment complex but I'm not worried because I have REAL problems.

[zach @zacharyflynn]

Motivate yourself to lose weight by losing other things first like your job, house, your kids, the love of your life etc... hope this helps.

[Chester Copperpot @SCBamaMan]

I RTed someone many times and then they unfollowed me. This is why I have trust issues*.

*voodoo dolls

[Cherye @Clanopath]

My hobbies include..procrastination and Instant gratification.