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I will endeavor to treat of the origin, and progress, and deserved destinies of the two cities (the earthly and the heavenly, to wit). The question is do you want it bad enough?
OK OK incoming best idea:
Muppet Les Miserables
Hugh Jackman is still Valjean but the rest of the cast are The Muppets.
I will accept no feedback this idea is already fully formed and perfect.
There's nothing quite so hilarious as standing in a @verizon store one step away from a new phone when their system completely crashes. I was even going to buy all the extras this time. #nothingtheycando#ugh
"It's not about medals. I want to make my ceiling the next generation's floor."
As a torch is passed from one generation of female snowboarders to another, @thekellyclark is the kind of trailblazer that leaves a legacy. #WinterOlympics
@crafteemcgee I can see it play out. She'll say no. He'll be devastated. They won't speak for three years. Then they'll get back together for another gold medal. And marriage.