Do you guys ever have dreams where you finally get to put the whooping on everybody who did you wrong that they deserve or do I need to see a therapist lollllll
Husband just said “casually” to me: “maybe you could google JLo’s workout and just do that?” as he shoves, and I am not making this up, the kids’ uncrustables sandwich into his mouth. I would like to preemptively report a murder.
Me “I’m going to heat up a frozen pizza for lunch today”
*serves lunch*
3yo: This is NOT an Anna and Elsa pizza. This is a REGULAR pizza!
Me: What are you talking about?
3yo: you said you were making a FROZEN pizza 🤦🏼♀️
*Horse needs his perspective on life changed*
Can Chasers: round pen for 10 min. tied for an hour, feed/water, turn him out.
Ropers: hasn’t been usaddled in a week, forgot what feed tastes like and drinks whatever dew he can lick off the trailer on the way to day work
Best dating advice I ever got from moms. “The signs you ignore in beginning just end up being reason you leave later. You know right away who good and bad for you. Don’t ignore that”