Morgan Stessman

what idiot called it vet instead of dogtor

[Morgan Stessman @Stess317]

“You were just some bitch who broke my bong”
-my lovely boyfriend

[Morgan Stessman @Stess317]

You’re the least important muppet

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How you know your girl’s cheating on you: she keeps going to O’Reilly’s but never comes back with auto parts

[Morgan Stessman @Stess317]

“You don’t love me you didn’t Venmo me $10 to buy the season pass to Royal Match”

[Morgan Stessman @Stess317]

“You have sleep in your eye!!”
“Yeah and you have shame in your past”

[Morgan Stessman @Stess317]

“You could’ve gone on dates with me instead you went on a date with someone who killed someone and stole the ambulance”

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I’m his bb - broke bitch

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“If it’s good enough for the baby ducks in the BP spill, it’s good enough for my penis”

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@Dancefestopia @itsaMACadelic @fiddy_kent

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[Morgan Stessman @Stess317]

If you bring motherfuckas to a PlayPlace, motherfuckas gonna play

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I am a gutter slug🪱

[Hawkeye Football @HawkeyeFootball]

𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴.

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#Hawkeyes

[Morgan Stessman @Stess317]

So what’s the McDonald’s Siri name??

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If I have to say 3 more fun facts about myself I will bash someone’s head in with my Stanley

[Morgan Stessman @Stess317]

Popeyes is love, Popeyes is healing

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Made a friend with a dad in the oil change line, we talked cars and snowblowers. I’m gonna go buy some new balances.

[Morgan Stessman @Stess317]

@BeatboxBevs @fiddy_kent

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