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tin cup of FIFA

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Did Alanis Morrisette actually understand irony and the whole thing is still actually ironic?

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I risked it all but alas Lara is ruthless

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@easyJet flight EJU72720 so you arrived late to the airport to collect us, the sign says final call although plane not on tarmac, flight over an hour late now with screaming babies as you thought it prudent to push everyone on board, no idea off take off slot, missing anything ?

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My wife made me steal this ⁦

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Not only am I applying for a blue badge but I’m now immune to racism 😎

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#cripples

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She’s apologising to a miss jackson…. I’ve never met her girl

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100k or the chick gets it?

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…so Rod likes a bit of beak then?

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I’m glad he’s dead

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I’ve got a weird feeling that I’ve forgotten something today

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What’s this x shit all about?

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Mar Bella xx

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Raconteurs

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Hey #gerardpiqueg wtf.. shakira can do that kind of thing forever pal

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I went see Oppenheimer, good film, in my opinion squeeze it down a bit and would have been better… it’s not Interstellar, Dark Knight, Inception, Tenet

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For those who you that don’t know, Jack White is the best musician of all time…. maybe had too much to drink, but I don’t detract from my previous statement

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#gin&juice … i almost want to rejoin groups but then I remember I’m a sociopath

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Ohh she’s gone right the other way with Elton

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A year ago today…. wounder